Zechariah 4

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Teh Shinee Goldz Candul Holdurz An Teh Trez

1 An den teh WingCat who wuz talkin to me caem bak an woek me upz.2 An he wuz liek "Hay, wut u seez?" An I wuz liek "I seez teh shinee goldz candul holdurz an dere is bwol at teh topz an dere iz sevn litz.3 An dere iz a oluv tre on teh leftz an a oluv tre on teh ritz."

4 An Iz liek "Hay, wut r dese?"

5 An he wuz liek "OMG, u dunt no wut dese r?! No wai!" an I wuz liek "Wai! Wut r dem?"

6 An he wuz liek "Ceiling Cat sed dis to Zerbubbul: "Not bai powrz but bai spiwitz." Dat wut Ceiling Gat sez.

7 "'Wut r u, mowntinz? U gunna be flatz b4 Zerbubbul. Den hez gunna bringz teh stoenz an hez gunna be liek "Ceiling Cat giv cheezburger plz!"

8 An den Ceiling Cat wuz liek "O, hai!9 Hanz of Zerbubbul maed teh flor, an dey gunna maek teh restz too. Den u noz dat Ceiling Cat senz me, k?

10 Who dun liekz teh daiz of teh littul mousez? Wen dey seez Zerbubbul wif teh toolz, dey gunna be liek 'Yay!' Dese sevnz is iz of Ceiling Cat, an dey iz liek everwere."

11 An den Iz liek "Hay, wut dem treez doin?"

12 An den Iz liek "Hay, u lisnz? Wut dem treez doin?"

13 An teh WingCat wuz liek "OMG u dun noz wut deze iz? No wai!" an Iz liek "Wai! Wut dem treez foar?"

14 An he wuz liek "Deyz gunna surv Ceiling Cat." Srsly.

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