From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
I is who?
I iz Morwin. I lerned teh kitteh pidgins from mah bunneh, who lerned it from a kitteh he meeted in a homeles creechur home. His aksent iz a litel weerd, cuz he wiguls his noz lots, buht I feels I has a gud grahsp on teh wurdz.
Whut I Does
I iz a lerner of Shake Speer, an I iz masterin teh wurdz he maded at skool. I iz also masterin his budz, liek Ben Jonsun an Cristofer Marlo. Tehy roxxor. I liek all teh fuzzeh creechurz an also teh treez. I habeebz in teh holy wurdz of Ceiling Cat.