Romans 8

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Romans 8

1 Oh hai, derz nawt empty bowlz iffn youse petz Jebus Krisp, nawt rubbin himz legz, but chasin teh Invisible Cat.

2 Fur Invisible Cat of judge judy inna Jebus Krisp getz ridda judy's Invisible Error anna dirtnappin.

3 Fur wat judge judy kant duz, shez gotz week neez, Ceiling Catz mailin baby kittn Jebus inna Invisible Error meatz, an fur Invisible Error, sed meatz gon rottn:

4 Dat teh uppity judge judy be doin uz, whobe nawt chasin meatz, buttz chasin Invisible Catz.

5 Fur deyz who bin chasin meatz duz meatz stuff; but iffn deyz bin chasin Invisible Catz den dey eated Invisible cheezbrgz, srsly.

6 Iffn PENIS GOES WHERE datz dirtnappin; but eated Invisible cheezbrgs, an datz comfy chair an blanket by teh fireplaze.

7 Cauze PENIS GOES WHERE maiks Ceiling Cat koff furballz: Ceiling Cat nawt watch dat judge judy episode, an Himz kant get dat channl anyway.

8 Demz dat PUT PENIS INSIDE maikz big furballz inna Ceiling Cat.

9 But youse nawt meatz, butt uv Invisible stuffz, den Invisible Cat iz inna youse fur. Iffn youse d00dz nawt ettin Invisible Jebus Krispz cheezbrgz, himz invisible, K srsly.

10 An iffn Krispz in yer fur, youse ded cauz Invisible Error; but teh Invisible Catz is dancin cauz uv goody two-pawz.

11 But iffn teh Invisible Catz maid Jebus a vampire-d00d in yer fur, den himz dat maid Krispy kittn a vampire-d00d iz gunna maik youse Invisible meatz an maik you eated cheezbrgz, see thnxbai.

12 Lissenup, brudder catz, wez yammerin, nawt to meatz, but to dance wit teh meatz.

13 Iffn youse dance wit teh meatz, youse ded: but iffn youse Invisible RAWR atta meatz, youse dancin kitty.

14 Invisible Ceiling Cat rulz, srsly, deyz embryo kittnz uv Ceiling Cat.

15 Dat Invisible bootlikr nawt gunna RAWR atcha; but choo dopted Invisible Cat, meow-meow, Abba, Big Daddy Cat.

16 Invisible Cat seez our Invisible fur, webe kittnz uv Ceiling Cat:

17 An kittnz, den der kittnz; kittnz uv Ceiling Cat, an der kittnz of Jebus; Iffn we getz bit anna poked inna eyez, den webe brudderz poked inna eyez togeddr, RAWR srsly.

18 Ai rectum damn neared killdem inna Catfight! today an datz nawt a hill uv cheezbrgz fur uz to be eated, meow.

19 Iffn youse spectin catz sittin round an such fur kittnz of Ceiling Cat to prance anna dance, den youse dopey.

20 Cuz catz wuz maid fur mirrorz, not wallz, but by tinkin himz dat wanted stuffz,

21 Cuz catz nawt gotz brokn collrn leash no mor an iz runnin round da campfyr, meowing at da kittnz uv Ceiling Cat.

22 Alldatz creashun meows anna whines lik catz gettn bootz trowd attem in allyway.

23 Nawt jesdem, but we catz 2, we haves ettn Invisible embryos, Yo! we meow anna meow, fur doption, or cheezbrgz, da stuffz uv R meatz.

24 We yammerz fur milk: but datz nawt warm milk inna milk dish: watevva catz seez, wat dey wanna milk fur anyhoo?

25 Iffn we yammerz fur milk, den we waitz a wile, srsly, a wile, srsly, a wile, youse no.

26 An da Invisible Cat liks R poked eyez: buttz why we meowin inna alleyway: teh Invisible Cat maikz stuff anna Catfightz! fur meowing dat we donna do.

27 Lookey inna brainiak tickerz fer teh Invisible Cat, cauze dat cat make poo poo inna littrboxz uv da Invisible d00dz sez teh Ceiling Cat.

28 Oh hai, petz mai furz an scratchz mai earz doze uv U dat sniff da Ceiling Cat, datz wat himz sez youse gunna do fur meh, Iz sirius.

29 U knowz, Sky Catz sed lookey inna mirror an seez da kittn Jebus, anna seez da nummer one embryo uv yer udder catz.

30 Wat him seein, datz inna mirror: an demz namez, dem hez sed laik youse OK: anna dem hez sed laik youse OK, dem he fed cheezbrgz. An dem himz holler fer, demz himz gibbd warm milk: An demz hez gibbd warm milk, dem himz fed annuder cheezbrgz, srsly. Dubba brgz wit cheez. No mayo, datz nawt Kosher. Srsly. Muttard ok dough. Anna rellis. Holda pikl, I donna nose wer dez bin. Srsly.

31 WTF den, srsly? Iffn Ceiling Catz aR R catz, den who gunna hav Catfight?

32 Him naild hiz own kittn Jebuz to scratchn post, but sent uz email, why hez not gibbin uz mor cheezbrgz an warm milk?

33 WTF do youse sez to da Ceiling Cat? Ceiling Cat is supr cat datz Sky Cat. Nofuk, eh?

34 An hoo gunna starta Catfight!? Jebus hadda dirtnap, nawt youse, himma vampire-d00dz, An iz teh right-paw mitten uv Ceiling Cat, dat d00d hoo maiks cheezebrgz an warm milk.

35 Den hoo gunna roll Jebus vampire-d00dz offa me? kan Catfight!, or Catfight!, or azz bitin, or no kibble in bowl, or no fur, or lawd RAWR, or watever nawt mightier den da pen or da PENIS?

36 U ritez it, Fur youze demz ded all day long; webe wool mammlz fur teh troat cuttn.

37 Nope srsly, webe winnerz uv littrboxz cauz we petted Himz fur.

38 I sez d00dz, nawt dirtnappin, nawt dancin, nawt Invisible Anglez, nawt littrboxz, nawt lectricity , nawt stuffs now, nawt stuffs in mornin,

39 Nawt up, nawt dwn, nawt uddr aminalz, kan git mez to roll offa Jebus, cauz I gotz mah WHA? PENIS IN Jebus Krisp, da fat cat, Lard Cat, RAmen tnksbai.

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