Psalm 78

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New 321Goez in Zion an David

Lizzen peeps iz gonna tel yoo stuffs. Iz gonna sais stuffs, liek ol stuffs an yoo heer it befoar cuz ur ol people famli peeps tol yoo. Den wee tel are Kittehs an baybees and stuffs al abowt da ceiling cat an L33T tings hee did, srsly. Ceiling cat maed laws an stuffs in izreel an sayd too tel da kittehs an Baybees and stuffs den dey kno Ceiling cat. dey dont be liek der ansesters who bad ashols hoo don liek ceiling cat. Dey no see ceiling cat but ceiling cat seed dem, srsly.

In Ejip Ceiling cat mooved watr wich suxxed fur ceiling cat cuz he kno lieks wetfurz. He was leedr an lead dem. He chewed on yawrn bawl and it split an out caym watr but no 1 liek watr it givs wetfurz. But dey was all liek "We can has cheezburgrz?" Ceiling cat was pooped but gavz dem Cheezburgrz an gatorade an cookies from da ceiling. an dey ate an wuz fat cats fo weeeks. but dey wawntz moar cheezburgrz so ceiling cat went ninja on dem and killed sum (but not all cuz he was poopd afta 2 or 3, srsly.)

Cuz kittehs got no good remembrz an fogot abowt Ejip an the bluddy wetfurz in Nilz. He sent wierd inseks an furballz and inseks ate al da cheezburgrz. den was coold an dey was ok wif dat reely cuz dey got cumfy furz. den was lietnin, dat not so gud. den der wuz stowrms wif moar lietnin an den he kild da firs kittehs, srsly. he led dem an gaiv da Ejip ashols wetfurz. dey caim to lan wif milk an huny, it was gud cuz milk an huny ar yumy an they nom nom nomd dem liek cheezburgrz but den it wuz al stiky an dey had too hav bavz, not so gud. dey fogot him an he wuz mad so dey gawt PWNED and hee den helpd an stuffs an dat was gud. den David hoo had sheeps but no kittehs was blesd an stuffs. KTHXBYE.

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