Psalm 56

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1 I can has murcee, Ceiling Cat, cause all dem dawgz iz teh evilz!2 When I iz moest afraid, Iz give mah cheezeburgers to yu.3 And cuz yu can has mah cheezeburgers I feer not teh dawgz taht bark lowd.4 Tehy stealz mah kibbles! SRLSLY!5 Tehy hidez behind mah bedz an dey mayk teihr evilz!6 Dun let dem get away wit dis!7 Ceiling Cat will pwn dem wen Iz givin mah cheezeburgers to yu!8 Iz sayin taht yur cheezeburgerz iz teh bestest and taht yur speekz are teh meowz!9 Ceiling Cat, I put mah cheezeburgerz in yu an Iz not gunna feer teh reapurz!10 Yu iz keepin mah cheezeburgerz away frum teh durty kitteh littur11 Yur powehful blezzinz be uponz me!12 Yu iz keepin mah cheezeburgerz away frum teh durty kitteh littur, yu iz makin shurz I dun fallz no moar soz I can has teh light of teh Ceiling befoar all teh catz!

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