Psalm 56

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|1=For: Ceiling Cat. Yonath elem rehoqim sez; miktam of Daved, when Filistinez got him at Gath.
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|1=I can has murcee, Ceiling Cat, cause all dem dawgz iz teh evilz!
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|2=I can haz mircee!!? Ceiling cat, cuz i cant haz cheezburgers, no. srsly. im pressed!! all wayz.
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|2=When I iz moest afraid, Iz give mah cheezeburgers to yu.
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|3=Muh foz eatin myz cheezbrgers; srsly. moest is attackin. o ceiling cat
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|3=And cuz yu can has mah cheezeburgers I feer not teh dawgz taht bark lowd.
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|4=When iz uh frayd, i givs my truhst to u! relly!
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|4=Tehy stealz mah kibbles! SRLSLY!
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|5=Ceiling cat, i givez u a pramiss. IZ TRUSTIN U!! i duhz not haz feer. idk what meer flesh can haz ben doin to me?
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|5=Tehy hidez behind mah bedz an dey mayk teihr evilz!
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|6=Evry caturday day r puttin foyl on myz planz. thay r allwayz evilin against me!
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|6=Dun let dem get away wit dis!
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|7=Also, they can haz bushes an thay hi-d with dem. r allwayz lookin at me and stuff! they r lyin for my lyfe.
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|7=Ceiling Cat will pwn dem wen Iz givin mah cheezeburgers to yu!
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|8=K but srsly? are ebil. ceiling cat, put ur I's on them! put nayshinz down in ur angur.
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|8=Iz sayin taht yur cheezeburgerz iz teh bestest and taht yur speekz are teh meowz!
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|9=I wanders, u see. u can haz my teerz in a vile? writtn down in ur bokz?
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|9=Ceiling Cat, I put mah cheezeburgerz in yu an Iz not gunna feer teh reapurz!
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|10=my foez r at it agen, trnin there baks! srsly. but i can haz knowledge dat u r on my sides.
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|10=Yu iz keepin mah cheezeburgerz away frum teh durty kitteh littur
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|11=Ceiling Cat, i givez u all muh cheezburgers for my pramiss.
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|11=Yur powehful blezzinz be uponz me!
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|12= Iz trustin u, dose not feer. Mortals can not fase me
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|12= Yu iz keepin mah cheezeburgerz away frum teh durty kitteh littur, yu iz makin shurz I dun fallz no moar soz I can has teh light of teh Ceiling befoar all teh catz!
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|13=I givez swearz to u, Ceiling Cat; wit offrins that Iz will fuffil.
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|14=Wonce u tooked my from the dedz, an u kept my paws stait, i can haz walkin befor Ceiling Cat in the dai of the alive catz.
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Latest revision as of 21:21, 25 March 2008

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1 I can has murcee, Ceiling Cat, cause all dem dawgz iz teh evilz!2 When I iz moest afraid, Iz give mah cheezeburgers to yu.3 And cuz yu can has mah cheezeburgers I feer not teh dawgz taht bark lowd.4 Tehy stealz mah kibbles! SRLSLY!5 Tehy hidez behind mah bedz an dey mayk teihr evilz!6 Dun let dem get away wit dis!7 Ceiling Cat will pwn dem wen Iz givin mah cheezeburgers to yu!8 Iz sayin taht yur cheezeburgerz iz teh bestest and taht yur speekz are teh meowz!9 Ceiling Cat, I put mah cheezeburgerz in yu an Iz not gunna feer teh reapurz!10 Yu iz keepin mah cheezeburgerz away frum teh durty kitteh littur11 Yur powehful blezzinz be uponz me!12 Yu iz keepin mah cheezeburgerz away frum teh durty kitteh littur, yu iz makin shurz I dun fallz no moar soz I can has teh light of teh Ceiling befoar all teh catz!

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