Psalm 42

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4 da director ov music. A maskil ov teh suns ov kora.

1 Az teh dear pnts 4 streems ov waterz,
so mai sool pnts 4 yu, O Ceiling Cat. Srsly.

2 Mai sool thrsts 4 Ceiling Cat, 4 teh livin Ceiling Cat.
Whenn can ai gos an b liek, "Oh Hai, Ceiling Cat."

3 Mai teers, dere in mai foods
dey an nite,
an kittehs sez too meh all teh tiemz,
"Whar iz yur Ceiling Cat, d00d?"

4 Dese tings ai member
az ai poor owt mai sool:
how ai yusd too gos wif teh lots ov kittehs,
leedin teh crowd ov kittehs too teh howse ov teh Ceiling Cat,
wif showts ov joi an thx
amung teh happ frong.

5 Wai r yu sad, o mai sool?
Wai u no happ?
Put yur hoep in teh Ceiling Cat,
4 ai wilz sez niec stufs to his,
mai Saevr an
6 mai Ceiling Cat.
Mai sool iz sad wifin meh;
dere4 ai wilz member yu
frum teh land uv teh J0rdan,
teh haits ov Hurm0n - from Mownt Myzar.

7 Deep sez, "Oh Hai!" too deep
in teh roor ov yur waterz;
al yur wavz an brakers ar belong too us
hav coem ovr meh.

8 By dey teh Ceiling Cat givz him lovz but not teh buttseks kynd,
at nite him song iz wif meh -
ai talkz too teh Ceiling Cat ov mai liefz.

9 Ai sez too Ceiling Cat mai rok,
"Wai hav yu 4gttn meh d00d?
Wai must ai b al cryin an stufz,
opresed bai teh Basement Cat?

10 Mai boens sufr an stufz
az mai foz act all ugly
sayin too meh alz dey long,
"Whar iz yur Ceiling Cat?"

11 Wai ar yu sad, o mai sool?
Wai so freekd owt wifin meh?
Put yur hoep in Ceiling Cat,
4 ai wilz cal him c00l,
mai Saevr an mai Ceiling Cat.

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