From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 I r always talkins of Ceiling Cat
- I r always say good tings.
2 My soul r brag 'bout Ceiling Cat
- Let teh poor kittehs hear n be happies.
3 Lets rave 'bout Ceiling Cat
- lets prase his kewl name togedder.
4 I meowed for Ceiling Cat an he answred me
- He r save me from teh scary tings.
5 Teh kittehs dat trust him is happy cats
- Dey nevar hav shameful face.
6 Dis poor kitteh called HALP! An Ceiling Cat heerded him,
- He savded teh poor kitteh.
7 Teh Wingcat of teh Ceiling Cat is neer teh kittehs dat is respektful of him,
- an halps dem.
8 Taste n u will see, dis Ceiling Cat has a flavr.
- Cheezburgrs for teh kitteh dat seeks him.
9 Repekt teh Ceiling Cat, u good kittehs
- Cuz respektful kittehs get all de good tings.
10 Teh big cats is gettinz weak n hungries
- But kittehs who findz Ceiling Cat can has cheezburgrs.
11 Come to me, babby kittehs
- I r goins teech u to respekt Ceiling Cat
12 U kittehs dat luv life
- an r wants to haz 9 lives
13 Say no evil - mak shur cat have ur tongue!
- An never tell lies n stuff.
14 Point ur tail at evil and do lotsa good tings
- look for peece n chase it liek a maus.
15 Ceiling Cat is watchin teh good kittehs
- An his ears is listenins for dere cries.
16 Ceiling Cat not look at kittehs dat do evil tings
- He r delete dem from teh memory of teh urfs.
17 Teh good kittehs meow, and Ceiling Cat heers dem.
- He are savins dem from teh sad tings.
18 Ceiling Cat r cuddlin teh kittehs whose harts is broked
- An he r rescuins kittehs wit crushded spirits.
19 A good kitteh may havs lotsa trubbles
- but Ceiling Cat r goin to halp him.
20 Ceiling Cat r garding call teh kitteh's bonez
- Te kitteh r not have breakded bonez.
21 Evil r goinz to kill teh bad kittehs
- Teh enemiez of all good kittehs r goins to be uthanized.
22 Ceiling Cat freez his kitteh d00ds;
- No kitteh dat trusts in him is goinz to be doomd.
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