Psalm 21

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1 OK so liek king haz happy b/c Ceiling Cat giv strngth n he haz happy b/c u makez king winz n stuffz.

2 U haz givn him all he askz 4.

3 u come w/ cheezburgerz n makez him cookiez n givez pancake crown 4 head.

4 he waz liek "I can haz lief?" n u givez lief.

5 we lieks him b/c u liek him, u makez him moar famiss den teh pikshure uv teh original lolcatz.

6 wenever we iz liek "it can haz be hugz tiem?" u is alwayz givez us hugz. maekz us happycatz.

7 teh king trusts j00 Ceiling Cat n b/c u luv he alwayz iz saif frum buckets n bathz n stuff.

8 Teh king getza put enemeez n bad catz in bucktz.

9 He will burnzez dem warevr he iz. Ceiling Cat will eatz dem b/c Ceiling Cat angry n he burnzez dem too b/c he can.

10 Nun uv deir kittehz will survivez. Da king killz dem all.

11 Dey iz liek "d00d we haz plan 2 takez him out" but dey no takez him out.

12 He shootzez arrowz at dem so dey ridez away on invisible bicyclez.

13 We luv Ceiling Cat b/c he strong n stuffz. Srsly, we singz 4 u.

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