Psalm 18

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1 omg liek I loev Ceiling Cat sooo much!1!!

2 Ceiling Cat iz alwayz keepz me safe frum bucketz n bathz n stuffz.

3 wen I iz liek "I can haz hlep Ceiling Cat?" he iz liek ok

4 wan tiem waz liek all peepul tryz to give me bath

5 dey putz me in bucket an all dat

6 I waz liek "I can haz hlep?" n Ceiling Cat waz liek ok

7 OK so den liek urth waz trembul b/c Ceiling Cat no waz haz happytime.

8 He liek coffed out hareball

9 Den he waz liek run fast liek cheetahcat

10 He waz liek dark liek panthercat

11 waz liek thunderstorm n kitteh was scayred

12 den Ceiling Cat waz liek talkz

13 n he waz shotz arroz @ dem n I no haz to haz bathz

14 Ceiling Cat waz liek empty bath bucket n turnz upside daon so I no can haz bath b/c Ceiling Cat angry

15 Ceiling Cat pullz me from waterz

16 He waz liek rescyoo meh from enemeez n stuff b/c I coodn't.

17 Ceiling Cat waz liek good bucket over kitteh

18 but cuz Ceiling Cat liekz meh.

19 n e wai, Celing Cat iz liek givez me cookiez n cheezburgerz b/c I iz gud cat n no voids warrantyz

20 I iz liek doez wat Ceiling Cat wantz all tiem n no traiz 2 hied masturbate

21 I iz liek alwaiz duz wat Ceiling Cat wantz

22 he iz liek "u no haz faultz"

23 iz y he iz liek give meh kookiez.

24 Ceiling Cat, u makez cookiez n cheezburgerz 4 evry1 who luv u. u iz good 2 goodcatz

25 u actz to lolcatz liek lolcatz act.

26 but den wen lolcat iz humbul u iz liek "u can haz proud" n when lolcat iz liek "i can haz proud" u iz liek "no u haz humble."

27 Ceiling Cat u iz liek give flashlite wen dark comez.

28 U iz liek u can haz strengf 4 to fite.

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