Psalm 17

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1 O CEILING CAT, can haz grate justice?
    Chek it: I is cryin.
    Chek my wordses
    cuz I no lyez.


2 Wuzn me stol taht cheezburgr.
    Ur laik, "duh!"


3 U haxord my brain n hart wile i waz sleepzors.
    U got r00t but findz no pr0n.
    No haz invisible error.


4 I dos wat u sez,
    so no folowz lamerz n trols.


5 I folow teh TOS;
    no lye.


6 I mssg u cuz u mssgz me bak, CEILING CAT.
    stik ur head owt of hole in ceiling an lisen.


7 Let me petz ur fuzy bely.
    Wif ur awsom claus u help
    tohs hu runz frm nmez.


8 Guard me laik u would guard ur pwn eyes.
    Hid me plz. kthx.


9 Ban teh lamzors calin me geh,
    seemz laik flam war gainst me.


10 Tehy r wifout piti.
    Listn, tehy sez tehy r 1337! nfw


11 Tehy is scanz my portz.
    reedz my netbios.


12 Tehy is laik hungry n wanz to eet me laik cheezburgr—
    laik hungry lusers in line at bk.


13 Wak up, O CEILING CAT!
    Pwn tehm 4 me kthx!
    Scrachz tehm wif ur claus!


14 By ur masiv cheezburgr, O CEILING CAT,
    pwn tohs lamerz hu look 4 datez on yahoo,
    but givez ur frenz (laik me hint) a reel chik.
    if burf contrl faileth, let themz kidz have game consols
    an den dere kids can haz dem win dey growz out of dem (never lol).


15 Cuz I rulz, n I wil seez you.
    Win I wakez up, I wil seez u face 2 face and w00t!

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