Psalm 143

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Prayur fur da keepin aways of da bad kittehs


a w00t, shout out fur David produckshun

1 Oh hai, Ceiling Cat!
plz lissen 'cuz yoo ar srsly awsum, kthx;
an plz to get back ta meh on dis rly fast, (agen, 'cuz yur awsum) kthx?
2 Dun sqwish yur helpur-kittehs, srsly,
Just 'cuz yur mad an you fink tehre ar no gud kittehs on hoal Urfs.

3 Oh noes, Ceiling Cat, creepy dood is stalkin meh, oh noes!
I fink he stoled mah bukkit, srsly,
An probly he eated mah cookie, too,
4 So, iz all outta happy,
An srsly do not want, lolz.

5 Iz finkin 'bout da uvver day,
Da uvver day wen yoo did da wun fing, 'n stuffs?
Iz finkin yoo useded yur pawses.
6 So Iz doin jazz hands fur yoo,
Geddown here, Iz firsty fur sum Ceiling Cat, lolz!:Se'lah 'n stuffs

7 Hurry it up nao, Ceiling Cat;
Iz still all outta happy.
Plz ta always keep yur hed stikkin fru hole in da ceiling,
Or iz getting rly lonelies liek kitteh stuck in basement.
8 In da mornin, meow fur sayin helloes,
'cuz iz needy an yoo ar sooo srsly mai BFF.
Plz ta tell meh waht ta do,
An until den iz climin da curtens fur yoo 'n stuffs.

9 Srsly, BFF Ceiling Cat, halp!
Dun let bad kittehs get meh, oh noes!
Show meh how ta ried invisibul fings fur yoo,
'Cuz yoo ar Ceiling Cat 'n stuffs.
An also, plz show meh how ta be sooper long, kthx.

10 Yoo can sees ai lieks yoo 'cuz I uses yur name lots, Ceiling Cat,
srsly dun keel meh 'cuz yoo sees ai lurves yoo, Ceiling Cat,
so plz cuz yur so awsum keep meh outta da basement.
11 So, plz cuts heds offa mai sardines, kthx,
An eated da cookies uff mai emenies lolz,
cuz OMG iz srsly yur BFF 'n stuffs, kthxbai.

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