From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 I luvs CEILING CAT, cuz he has hearded my mews and my meows.
2 Cuz he tiltz his ear to mee, therefor I will mew to him until I diez.
3 Sadz bout death rap round mee liek blankie, oucheez of hell gets hold of my scruff: I findz trublz and sadz evrywherz.
4 Den I mews in name of CEILING CAT; O, CEILING CAT, pleez, I can has delivered soul?
5 Gracious iz CEILING CAT, and osum; yea, our Cat has mercee.
6 The CAT savez da simpul: I wuz made low-liek, and he helpded mee.
7 Keep napping, O mai soul; for CEILING CAT has givn you comfy place and full belly for good sleepin.
8 For yoo savez mai soul from deff, mai eyez from cri, mai pawz from falling.
9 I will walk before the CEILING CAT in the land of the living.
10 I think troo, so I speeks: I waz hurt much:
11 I sez in mah hurt, all peeps are liars.
12 CEILING CAT givez me cheezburger, wut I give him?
13 I takez water bol of salvationz and call on CEILING CAT.
14 In frunt ov evrybodee I say I wurship CEILING CAT.
15 Wen CEILING CAT seez gud peeps die, he callz dem "Mah Preshous."
16 O CEILING CAT, truly I am only gud to lick your ears, I am only gud to lick your ears.
17 I will give awai mah cheezburger and mah bukkit and call on yoo.
18 I will give awai mah cheezburger and mah bukkit so all peeps can see it.
19 In the courts of the CAT's hous, in the middul of thee, O Jerusalem. Praise ye the CAT.
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