Proverbs 6

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DO NOT WANT!!!

1 If yu iz beein gud kitteh an iz twusting uver kittehs wif yur cheezburgerz, if yu iz givin awai yur cheezburgerz to wescyu uver kittehs hoo is twappd in kitteh box

2 an den yu iz findin owt dat yu haz been twikd

3 yu mus keep nise wif uver kitteh ur yu makeded de ceiling cat sad - but yuz must awlso weealiez dat cheezburgerz iz vewee important an yu mus ask meen kitteh hoo takded dem on yu to giv dem bax to yu or yu go all kwazee an kik hims ass

4 nevur sweeps until yu iz gettin back yur cheezburgerz - kittehs who is steelin cheezburgerz iz not to be twusted!!! SRSLY!!!!!

5 wen yu iz getting bak yur cheezburgerz yu iz leeving bad kitteh an iz nevur speeking to him agen! SRSLY!!! For he is wobber of cheezburgerz and dat make him BAD EBIL KITTEH!!!!!

6 Ceiling Cat sez yu mus be liek ant - for antz haz lots of nollegez (DO WANT!!) SRSLY!!!

7 Antz iz cool dOOdz - dey iz not havin no wan tellin dem wats to do - dey iz onlee lissenin to teh ceilin cat!!

8 antz iz olwaiz havin lots of cheezburgerz an cookiez! Dey keepz dem in dems bukits so dey iz not loozin dem - if yu iz liek antz den yu iz olwaiz havin lots of cheezburgers azwel, srsly!

9 do not b lazee kitteh - do not b olwaiz sweepsing - ceiling cat no liek lazee kitteh - he punish lazee kitteh!srsly

10 if yu iz beeing lazee an not doin yur werk den ceiling cat get vewee mad wif yu

11 he be taiking awai yur cheezburgerz an toyz an yu iz nevur gettin any no moar agen!

12 an if yu iz beein bad kitteh hoo iz sayin de ebil bad fings

13 if yu iz beein a nOOb an iz kontinyu to masterbate eeven wen yu iz no-in dat teh ceiling cat b wachin yu

14 if yu b finking nawtee fings bout teh laydee kittehs or bout teh ebil buttsecks an yu iz tellin uver kittehs bout deez fings

15 ceiling cat b gettin vewee angree wif yu an be sendin yu bad diseezez wif teh howibel boylz an teh iching an teh bad smell! Srsly!!!

16 ceiling cat no liek sicks fings an DO NOT WANT seben!!! deez fings mak ceiling cat vewee angree!

17 wan: wen yu iz lookin at uver kittehz wif ebil ieez, too: wen yu iz telling teh liez!, twee: wen yu iz killin de uver kittehz! srsly dis iz not cOOl dOOdz!!!

18 ceiling cat DO NOT liek wen yu iz meen! or wen yu iz wauking on de dark kitteh sied

19 if yu iz olwaiz olwaiz lyin yu iz goin stait to hellz an iz beein torchurd bai ebil baismint cat furevur an evur an evur!!! if yu iz makin uver kittehs do bad ebil fings den I iz gettin vewee vewee mad an iz makin yu ded - srsly!!! k

DO NOT WANT EBIL SECKS

20 lissen - yu iz too olwaiz do wat yu iz told - srsly kthx

21 rememberz wat yur mama iz teeching yu and keep teechingz in yur bukitz so yuz iz nevur evur forgetting dem - iz yu heering me!!!

22 yur mama an papakitteh iz vewee important for yuz! dey will tellz yu wer to go so yuz iz not gettin lost! Wen yuz iz asweeps dey iz not lettin any wan hurt yuz!!! an wen yuz iz awaiks dey be yur frend - kthx!

23 if yu iz following deez rOOlz of ceiling cat den yu iz having nise lief k?

24 ceiling cat be protektin yu from kittehs hoo be meen an trai to b havin teh ebil buttsecks wif yu

25 do not eben b finking bout de ebil buttsecks - DO NOT WANT!!!!!

26 kittehz hoo iz havin teh ebil buttsecks wif yu be takin all yur cheezburgerz an den be killen yu!! SRSLY!!!!

27 if yu iz not beehaivin an doin wat teh ceiling cat sez den yu burn in hellz

28 hellz iz not a nise plaise - it vewee hot an it burn all yur furs an make yu crai!!! SRSLY

29 speshalli if yu haz teh ebil buttsecks - den I let ebil baismint cat punishes yu!

30 if yu iz steelin cheezburgerz coz yu iz hungree an yu haz nun den nobodi be mad wif yu

31 but if yu iz gettin cawt dey iz taikin awl yur stuffs! Awl yur toyz an eben yur hawse but yu iz not going to hellz

32 but if yu iz havin teh ebil buttsecks or de secks wif anuder kittehs wumin den yu iz a goner!!! Srsly dOOd - dat not kOOl no wai!

33 uver kitteh will kik yur ass! SRSLY!!!!

34 he do karatee on yu an den yu hurt bad!!!

35 an den he tell evury wan an nobodi liek yu no moar - yu nevur hav no moar frendz agen! Srsly!!!

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