Proverbs 29

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More Wurdz 2 Lissen 2

1 he hoo no lissen aksept korekshun wen he do rong wil b pwnd. Srsly.

2 wen teh gud kitteh b in charj all teh kittehs purr. wen teh bad kitteh b in charj all teh kittehs grrr.

3 If yu iz luvin teh wizdumz yu maek teh ceiling cat happi but if yu iz goin wif teh hookerz den ceiling cat pwn yu srsly!!

4 kingz wif teh gud jujmint an fayr rOOlz hav nise kingdum but if king iz steelin an taikin teh brybs den his kingdum get distroid

5 sayin nice thingz bout peepelz for to get sumfing b not gud

6 do bad fingz n b cawt or do gud fings an be happi k? chois iz yurz kthx

7 gud kittehz fink bowt y poor kittehs b poor but bad kittehs not cair

8 de nasti kittehs maek trubil for evrybodi but if yu haz teh wizdumz ceiling cat no b angree wif yu

9 smrt kittehs no argu wif dum kittehs cuz u no win an dum kittteh laff at yu or showt at yu

10 killur kittehs no like kittehs hoo tell teh troofs (duh)

11 dum kittehs sez evryfing in dey mindz evun if it stoopid but if kitteh has wizdumz he keep hiz trapz shut till he fink bowt wat to sai (so stfu an not luk so dum k?)

12 kingz hoo beleev liez haz bad minionz

13 poor kittehs and nawtee kittehs bowf need teh CeilingCat to tell tdem troofz

14 kingz hoo pai attenshun to poor kittehs not get revolushuns

15 pleez not to b lettin kidz bcum bratz k? tellin them off not kill dem

16 wen dere b lotz ov bad peepelz, der b loz ov craimz; but gud kittehs will see bad kittehs lose cheezburgerz by teh end.

17 if yur son b nawtee plz to tell him off and den u can b at peese in old aij

18 if no msg from CeilingCat peepelz b riotin but gud kittehs follow teh law n b happi

19 wurdz alone not enuff 2 correct servantz becuz he can understand but not anser

20 peepelz hoo b to quik to speek r dum k! Srsly

21 peepz hoo raez slaev frum burth kan maek slaev be bein hiz own kittn evenshooali. Adopshun, srsly.

22 angry kittehz b stirrin up feitz n causin bad fingz to happen

23 Prowd kitteh fall down n not get bak up no wai! But yu not b finking yu betur dan newan an den yu be not fallin down nevur k?

24 kittehs hoo b hangin wif nOObz iz not luvin demselfs n no b able to tell troof even wen swair it

25 put trust in CeilingCat n not b afrayd, k?

26 shud b lookin fer CeilingCat but many kittehs look for urflee kingz insted

27 bad kittehs b not liked by good kittehs but good kittehs not b liked by bad kittehs.

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