Proverbs 26

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1 Givin nOObz awtoriteez iz dum k?

2 if yu iz cussin a kitteh hoo not b meen to yu den yu iz nOOb!!! SRSLY

3 iz okai to b beetin up teh stoopid nOObz

4 don b chillin wif teh fOOlz cauz dey maek yu fOOl to! Srsly

5 olwaiz b tellin teh nOObz dat dey iz nOObz or els dey b finkin dey iz kOOl dOOdz - DO NOT WANT!!!

6 tellin a nOOb to halp yu wif yur choerz iz wurs dan cuttin off wan ov yur pawz

7 nOObz iz not understandin teh wurdz ov ceiling cat!

8 if yu iz nise to teh nOObz den yu iz nOOb too! K?

9 nevur b lissenin to teh nOObz dey onlee sai stoopid fings

10 Ceiling cat hoo iz maekin evuryfing be punishin teh nOObz

11 nOObz iz liek teh doggiez - dey iz nevur lernin, an jus keeps doin olwaiz teh rong fing - evun wen dey iz bein told it rong!

12 nOObz fink dey so kOOl but yu an I iz noin betur

13 layzee nOObz be shautin 'Jezuz Keis iz lion get in car kwikz' but nise kitteh b halpin teh uver kittehz to get in car!

14 layzee kittehz b olwaiz sweepsing

15 layzee kittehz iz hungree kittehz - dey not abel to be feedin demselfs

16 layzee kittehz fink dey so grait, fink dey noes evuryfink but dey can not haz!!!! SRSLY

17 gettin involvd in fiets of uver kittehs be liek fieten wif big skairee doggies (DO NOT WANT!!!!!)

18 fierz will com an burnz yur furz

19 if yu iz kidin wif yur naibor - srsly

20 jus liek waterz iz gud for puttin owt teh fierz iz gud to tell a nOOB to keep trap shut!!! kthx

21 Iz no point in fieten wif a nOOb cawz he olwaiz maek yu feel wurs dan yu alredee doez!

22 Not to b snichin on noder kittehz - ceiling cat no liek yu den!

23 kittehz hoo iz pretendin to b nise but iz not ar total nOObz

24 if yu iz a haiter an pretendin yu izn't den yu iz a total nOObz azwel

25 if nOObz is pretendin to b nise do not beleev dem cawz dey only cuss yu in teh end!! SRSLY

26 if kitteh iz finkin teh bad fings an pretendin not to teh ceiling cat will no newaiz cos he all pwrful an see evuryfing!!!Yes I evun seed yu masterbaet las niet nOOb!!!!

27 if yu a nOOb an yu b diggen big hohl den yu iz fallin in or if yu iz traiyin to moov big rok den it b fallin on yu an skwish yu gud!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!

28 Don b laiyin or tellin teh nOObz dey gud coz den ceiling cat send yu to hellz!!! SRSLY

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