Proverbs 25

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1 Dis moar of wat Solomon sai dat sum guys rote down.

2 Is teh glory of Ceiling Cat to haid stuffs
to find it is for speshul lolcats like Kings and Optimus Prime.

3 deys harts is reeli deep liek to the center of teh urfs.

4 Taik owt teh bad stuffs an yu gets teh gud stuffs.

5 Taik teh bad man owt mah hawse
and mah liturbockz be teh shiznit.

6 Don b actin betur den teh Kings,
an don b finkin yuz speshul.

7 Iz betur if he saiz 'yu comz heer
dan if he haz to saiz yu leevz

8 Don b bringin fawls bukkits into mah liturbockz
cuz yu lookz dum if I showz yu got false bukkits.

9 If yu gotz a problem wif u hooman
don be maken him too mad

10 Cuz he mait not feedz u no moar
An yuz go hungree.

11 Sayin teh sensabel fings
Iz liek betur dan bein dum.

12 Bein smart
iz liek totalli kOOl - srsly.

13 Pyur az teh driven sno
iz teh guy hoo passes on teh storee yu told him rite
cuz deyz bowf refreshing.

14 liek lots of raynz wich iz all wet an nevur stops (DO NOT WANT)
iz teh lolcat hoo sez he givz teh prezens and doezn giv none.

15 Yu can chanj sumwanz mind if yu bug him long enuf,
liek how teh Senaturs tawk 4 a rilly long tiem on sumfin.

16 If u findz milks, don b fat kitteh an drinkz it all
cuz yull tro up an yur hooman be mad an bonk yu on teh noes.

17 Don't be all plaiyin ur naybur's Wii all teh tiem
cuz he get tyrd of u bfoar long, an not let u plai no moar.

18 Is pretty bad
if u liez bowt yur naybur. Iz liek gettin chrown into big jiant baff wif lots of waterz!!! SRSLY

19 Iz not goud needur if u onlee haz nOObs to halp yu
wen yu in trubil.

20 An dont trai cheer up yur gf
cuz day jus wan b mad sumtiems.

21 Be nice to meen peepel
cuz Ceiling Cat laiks that.

22 Ceiling Cat will taik cair ov dems
an giv yu cheezburgers!

23 Don be a nOOb,
nOObz iz olwaiz fallin in teh waterz (DO NOT WANT!!!!).

24 Betur stai at yur frenz hawse
dan hav to lissen to yur gf wen shez PMSing

25 Is nise to heer from ohld frenz.

26 No b sellin yur sohl to teh ebil floor cat - he nebur giv it bak SRSLY.

27 Iz not gud to eet lots ov catnipz
an den pretend yuz teh King.

28 Is liek litur bocks wif big hohl in wen yu iz not controhlin yurselfs - srsly

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