Proverbs 16

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|1=Sumtiemz yu mite be thinkin u no wat yu wanna sez, butt then CEILING CAT iz liek "lol no sez this insted."
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|2=Sumtiemz yu mite b thinkin "iz not durty rite??", but then CEILING CAT iz all "no u ar RLY durty.  Srsly."
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|3=If yur workin bcuz to maek CEILING CAT hapy, ur doin it rite.
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|4=CEILING CAT maeks all stuffz bcuz stuffz iz importnt.  Even bad kittehs sumtiemz.
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|5=Dunt b all stuck up or elz CEILING CAT will be liek "wtf?!! u suk."
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|6=If yuz been teh bad kitteh then uz bettar start givin kittehz hugz or sumthin.  U dun want CEILING CAT to be ANGORY do u???
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|7=If ya maek CEILING CAT smielz, even teh lame kittehz wil bee yur freindz.
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|8=If yu has not much cookeiz, butt ur nice, thatz goooood.  If yu haz tons uv cookeiz, but ur rly meen, thatz baaaaaaad kitteh.
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|9=U mite wanna go too tha cowch, but CEILING CAT tellz ya hao to git ther.
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|10=If ur teh top cat, yu bettar do gud wen ur bossin othr kittehz arownd.
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|11=Only CEILING CAT noes hao many cheezburgrz iz to many and hao many is jus rite.
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|12=Top catz bettar b gud kittehz, or elz theyz shud git kickd outta tha gud chair.
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|13=Top catz luv gud kittehs cuz gud kittehz r gud.
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|14=When top catz git mad tehy git RLY mad so u bettur gives em hugz or sumthin.
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|15=Top catzes faecs ar liek pretee ballz, an wen dey liek u itz liek playin in teh spirnklar.  Srsly iz rly niec.
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|16=Itz wai bettar to haz brainz then to haz cheezburgerz.  An when ppl no u haz brainz itz bettar then hazin cookiez.
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|17=Smrt kittehs know the safest way to da litterbox, and dey don't get mugged!
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|18=I alredy sed dun bee stuck up.  But srsly, dunt.
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|19=Itz wai bettar to poor dan to haz lotsa cheezburgers and be ebil.
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|20=lizen wen CEILING CAT telz sumtin an dew wut he sez.
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|21=Ppl liek u an lizen to u ifz u haz brainz.
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|22=Smrts will give u +1 life, but if ur st00pid, den u'll get in trubbl.
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|23= Smrt kittehs think b4 dey say sumthin st00pid, and also help giv udder kittehs smrt too.
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|24=Nice wurdz iz yumier den cheezburgerz.
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|25=It might look rite, but rly, it's RONG, and u'll be ded. srsly.
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|26=Hungry kittehs make good werkers, cuz dey is hungry and gotta werk for dere cheezburgers.}}

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|27=Bad kittehs r always planning bad stuffz, and dey can shoot fire out of dere moufs!! Not rly, but dey still make lots of trubbl like a fire.}}

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|28=Dun be a drama llama. Ppl hate drama llamas.}}

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|29=Kittehs who skratch bring udder kittehs down. :(}}

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|30=Look out for ppl who wink a lot. It prolly means dey haf ebil plans.}}

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|31=Old kittehs r smrt. How u tink dey get so OLD? Dey know were all da cheezburgers is hid.}}

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|32=Patient kittehs r wai better dan fightin kittehs. srsly. Dey will put up wif u wen ur bein dumb. Fightin kittehs juss kill u.}}

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|33=Dere is no Lady Luckycat. Dere's only Ceiling Cat. And he makes da decishunz.}}

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[[Category:Proverbs|Proverbs 16]]
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