Proof of Ceiling Cat

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Humuns not know they r not so clever laik Ceiling Cat. They r making up lots of words about if he is real. Srsly.
 
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== Awgooments For Ceiling Cat ==
== Awgooments For Ceiling Cat ==
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Theze arguments r in ur computer, teachin ur mind 'bout teh Ceiling Cat. They r good.
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Thees awgooments ar in ur computer, teechin ur mind bout teh Ceiling Cat. They ar gud.
===Antropik Prinsipul===
===Antropik Prinsipul===
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Evewythin need a cawse, cuz, um, dat is how it is. We mew an hoomins gif us fud. Hoomins go in noysy box an go awayz an dey com bak wif fud. Dis is cawse an effekt. Who gifs teh hoomins fud? Oder hoomins cant gif hoomins fud so Ceiling Cat mus be givin dem fud for us and dem. See, Ceiling Cat bless teh hoomins wif fud for feedin us, how niec of Ceiling Cat! Hoomins must be pettin him awl teh tiem!
Evewythin need a cawse, cuz, um, dat is how it is. We mew an hoomins gif us fud. Hoomins go in noysy box an go awayz an dey com bak wif fud. Dis is cawse an effekt. Who gifs teh hoomins fud? Oder hoomins cant gif hoomins fud so Ceiling Cat mus be givin dem fud for us and dem. See, Ceiling Cat bless teh hoomins wif fud for feedin us, how niec of Ceiling Cat! Hoomins must be pettin him awl teh tiem!
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Ceiling Cat maed teh fiwst mew, an he maed fud for awl hoomins and kittehs. Der be no utta way to maek food, srsly. So Ceiling Cat stawteded it awl!
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Ceiling Cat maed teh fiwst mew, an he maed fud for awl hoomins and kittehs. Der be no utta way to maek fud, srsly. So Ceiling Cat stawteded it awl!
===Ontologikewl===
===Ontologikewl===
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Ceiling Cat pwns u all. If Ceiling Cat wuz in ur head, he wud not b pwning u all. If Ceiling Cat wuz real, he wud b, so Ceiling Cat iz real. STFU n00b.
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Ceiling Cat pwns yu all. If Ceiling Cat wus in ur head, he wud not be pwning yu awl. If Ceiling Cat wus reel, he wud be, so Ceiling Cat is real. STFU n00b.
Srsly.
Srsly.
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===Pascal's Wagarz===
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===Pascal's Wagar===
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Pascal wuz clever kitteh hu wuz laik: "I am not knowing if teh Ceiling Cat iz real." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin and thinkin, and he wuz laik "If I iz believin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he iz real, I will b gettin cheezburger. But if I haz no believing in teh Ceiling Cat, and he iz real, I will b getting pwned. I think I iz believing in teh Ceiling Cat."
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Pascal wus clever kitteh hu wus laik: "I am not knoin if teh Ceiling Cat is reel." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin an thinkin, an he wus laik "If I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be gettin cheezburger. But if I has no beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be getting pwned. I think I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat."
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===Moralz===
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===Morals===
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All teh kittehs are knowing wut iz good and wut iz not so good. Cheezburger is good, and pwnin ur eminies is not so good. How r we knowing these thingz if Ceiling Cat haz not tuld us?!?!?!?! Ceiling Cat tells all teh kittehs wut is good and wut iz not so good, so we knows wut 2 do.
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All teh kittehs are knowing wut is gud and wut is not so gud. Cheezburgers be good, and pwnin ur eminies is not so gud. How ar we knowing these tings if Ceiling Cat has not tuwd us?! Ceiling Cat tells all teh kittehs wut is gud and wut is not so good, so we knows wut to do.
==Awgooments not for Ceiling Cat==
==Awgooments not for Ceiling Cat==
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These r teh silly.
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Dese ar teh sillee.

Revision as of 21:59, 1 January 2008

Contents

Awgooments For Ceiling Cat

Thees awgooments ar in ur computer, teechin ur mind bout teh Ceiling Cat. They ar gud.

Antropik Prinsipul

Teh howse is jus riet for us kittehs. Is not too cowd or too hot. Is jus niec an warm an cuddlee. Teh hoomins gif us fud wen we ask an scrach us wen we mew coot. We gets to slepe anywhar an teh hoomins even gif us warm piels of cleen close to lay on. How awesoem!

If Ceiling Cat dint ecksist how cud all of dis happun? If teh howse wus too cowd we wud be ded kittehs wif ice! If teh howse wus too hot we wud be ded kittehs wif crispees! If hoomins not der to feed us we wud be reely skinneh and ded kittehs. If Ceiling Cat dint maek hoomins for us sleepin anywhar wud not be fun! An no cleen close to slepe on!

Evewythin in howse is riet for kitteh and dat is how we kno Ceiling Cat is reel, srsly.

Fiwst Cawse

Evewythin need a cawse, cuz, um, dat is how it is. We mew an hoomins gif us fud. Hoomins go in noysy box an go awayz an dey com bak wif fud. Dis is cawse an effekt. Who gifs teh hoomins fud? Oder hoomins cant gif hoomins fud so Ceiling Cat mus be givin dem fud for us and dem. See, Ceiling Cat bless teh hoomins wif fud for feedin us, how niec of Ceiling Cat! Hoomins must be pettin him awl teh tiem!

Ceiling Cat maed teh fiwst mew, an he maed fud for awl hoomins and kittehs. Der be no utta way to maek fud, srsly. So Ceiling Cat stawteded it awl!

Ontologikewl

Ceiling Cat pwns yu all. If Ceiling Cat wus in ur head, he wud not be pwning yu awl. If Ceiling Cat wus reel, he wud be, so Ceiling Cat is real. STFU n00b.

Srsly.

Pascal's Wagar

Pascal wus clever kitteh hu wus laik: "I am not knoin if teh Ceiling Cat is reel." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin an thinkin, an he wus laik "If I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be gettin cheezburger. But if I has no beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be getting pwned. I think I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat."

Morals

All teh kittehs are knowing wut is gud and wut is not so gud. Cheezburgers be good, and pwnin ur eminies is not so gud. How ar we knowing these tings if Ceiling Cat has not tuwd us?! Ceiling Cat tells all teh kittehs wut is gud and wut is not so good, so we knows wut to do.

Awgooments not for Ceiling Cat

Dese ar teh sillee.

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