Philemon 1

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1. O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
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'''1.''' O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.
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2. N hai 2 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
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'''2.''' N hai 2 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.
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3. Invisible Man n hiz famly sez hai 2.
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'''3.''' Invisible Man n hiz famly sez hai 2.
   
   
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4. I tol Invisible Man bout u wen I wuz prayin.  
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'''4.''' I tol Invisible Man bout u wen I wuz prayin.  
   
   
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5. I biggid u up. Srsly.
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'''5.''' I biggid u up. Srsly.
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6-10. N now iz payback taim 4 me n mai slave Onesimus.
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'''6.''' I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Invisible Man.
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11-16. Ha! Hiz not ur slave, I pwn hiz ass.
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'''7.''' Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?
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17. N I pwn ur ass. So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik I hav.
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'''8.''' And so I sez to u fore u to do teh stuffs naow, k?
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18-19. Honest, I pay for cheezburgr. U get for both.
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'''9.''' U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde prizner) luffs u.
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20. N a bukkit of pepsy 2. Kthx.
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'''10.''' I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz mah kidz.
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21. Doan forget, ai still pwn ur ass.
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'''11.''' Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.
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21. All your base are belong to me.
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22. N ai pwn ur haus.
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23-24. I haz lots ov frenz who cum to ur haus. Epaphras got out of prisn, hiz bad shit. Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, Luke sai hai.
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'''12.''' I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?
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'''13.''' I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner;
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'''14.''' but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"
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'''15.''' Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?
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'''16.''' Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.
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'''17.''' So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?
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'''18.''' Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.
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'''19.''' U get for both.
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'''20.''' N a bukkit of pepsy 2. Kthx.
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'''21.''' I knoes taht u can does a lotz uf teh stuffs.
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'''22.''' BTW: I iz comes and lives wif u guys l8r.
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'''23.''' Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai."
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'''24.''' Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai."
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25. Kthxbai.
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'''25.''' Kthxbai.

Revision as of 08:56, 7 October 2007

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1. O hai Philemon, iz Paul n mai bro Timothy.

2. N hai 2 2 Apphia and Archippus. N 2 evrywun.

3. Invisible Man n hiz famly sez hai 2.

4. I tol Invisible Man bout u wen I wuz prayin.

5. I biggid u up. Srsly.

6. I hopez ur faiths is goode becuz u sees teh goode stuffs we can maek fore teh Invisible Man.

7. Ur luff n 'currigment maeks me LOL, becuz teh hartz uf teh saynts is moar bettr, k mah brudder?

8. And so I sez to u fore u to do teh stuffs naow, k?

9. U shuld do teh stuffs becuz I (BTW: I iz Paul; I iz teh olde prizner) luffs u.

10. I iz does tihs becuz uf Onesimus, him iz mah kidz.

11. Him wuz teh n00b, but naow he haz teh uses and can does teh stuffs.

12. I sendz him--him mah hartz!--2 u naow, k?

13. I lieks him 2 b wif me, becuz he can do teh stuffs insted uf u becuz I iz prizner;

14. but I duznt lieks do teh stuffs taht maeks u sez "Do not want!"

15. Idk, mebbe him iz gon so taht him can be bak l8r?

16. Ha! Hiz not ur slave, hiz liek teh brudder, kinda fore me and a lotz fore u, he iz srsly brudder and invisible brudder.

17. So u giv Onesimus cheezburgr. Fries too, laik u giv me, k?

18. Honest, I pay for cheezburgr.

19. U get for both.

20. N a bukkit of pepsy 2. Kthx.

21. I knoes taht u can does a lotz uf teh stuffs.

22. BTW: I iz comes and lives wif u guys l8r.

23. Epaphras iz prizner too. He sez "Oh hai."

24. Mark, Aristarchus, Demas, and Luke sez "Oh hai."

25. Kthxbai.

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