Matthew 27
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1. So liek iz teh mornins and all teh ppl sez tehy duznt liek Jesus and wantz to kills him;
2. So tehy ties him upp and maed him goes to Pilate.
3. And Judas feels teh stoopid and bringes teh moniez back,
4. becuz he iz liek, "I iz stoopid, Jesus iz innucent, k?" and teh ppl sez "whtevr."
5. And Judas sez "Do not want!" and he trows teh moniez and then killz hisself wiht sum yarn.