Luke 11

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{{verse|1=It wuz a little bit time gone bai when Jesus wuz talking to da Ceiling Cat in him prayerz, one of hiz follwerz askeded him: teachez us all 2 prai, like taht John de Bapdiss d00d teaches him follwerz.  |2=Jesus sez 2 dem: you prayz, sai: Ceiling Cat, ur 2 kewl. Ur catdom cum 2 urths.  |3=Givez us r cookiez an tuna.  |4=Don't holdz r Invisible Errorz againz us if we r sorri an we makez shur 2 do teh saim 2 udders. Pleaz don't temptz us 2.}}
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{{verse|1=It wus a lil bit tiem goen bai when Jebus wus tawkin to da Ceiling Cat in him prayerz, wun of him folwerz askeded him: teachez us all to prai, like taht John de Bapdiss d00d teaches him follwerz.   
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|2=Jebus sed to dem: you prayz, sai: Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.  
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|3=Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.   
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|4=And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
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{{verse|5=So he sez 2 dem: if u haz fren an u visitz him in teh middle of teh nite and sez 2 him: d00d, i needz sum cookiez |6=cuz i haz a fren cumming ovr an i don't haz any cookiez to giv him.  |7=An teh frist kitteh sez: Iz sleeping, teh kittnz r sleeping, evrbdi iz sleeping, go wai!  NO COOKIEZ 4 U!!11!!  |8=But fren kitteh keepz banging n teh dr and frist kitteh givez fren kitteh teh cookiez 2 make him go wai.}}
{{verse|5=So he sez 2 dem: if u haz fren an u visitz him in teh middle of teh nite and sez 2 him: d00d, i needz sum cookiez |6=cuz i haz a fren cumming ovr an i don't haz any cookiez to giv him.  |7=An teh frist kitteh sez: Iz sleeping, teh kittnz r sleeping, evrbdi iz sleeping, go wai!  NO COOKIEZ 4 U!!11!!  |8=But fren kitteh keepz banging n teh dr and frist kitteh givez fren kitteh teh cookiez 2 make him go wai.}}

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1 It wus a lil bit tiem goen bai when Jebus wus tawkin to da Ceiling Cat in him prayerz, wun of him folwerz askeded him: teachez us all to prai, like taht John de Bapdiss d00d teaches him follwerz.2 Jebus sed to dem: you prayz, sai: Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.3 Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.4 And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

5 So he sez 2 dem: if u haz fren an u visitz him in teh middle of teh nite and sez 2 him: d00d, i needz sum cookiez6 cuz i haz a fren cumming ovr an i don't haz any cookiez to giv him.7 An teh frist kitteh sez: Iz sleeping, teh kittnz r sleeping, evrbdi iz sleeping, go wai! NO COOKIEZ 4 U!!11!!8 But fren kitteh keepz banging n teh dr and frist kitteh givez fren kitteh teh cookiez 2 make him go wai.

9 So Iz tell u dis srsly - u wan sumting? u ask. u l00k 4 sumting, u gonna find it. Bang n teh dr and it openz 4 u - srsly.10 Kittehz ask an getz, kittehz lookz an findz, kittehz bang n teh dr, it openz. SRSLY.11 Lissen up kittnz: u wantz cookiez 4m ur urths kitteh daddee, duz ur urths kitteh daddee giv u dog f00d? or ifn u wantz tuna, nastee stuffz?12 Or ifn u wantz cheezbrgr, duz ur urths kitteh daddee giv u pewpiez?13 Srsly - ifn u can givz gud stuffz 2 ur kittnz an u iz jus urths kittehz, donchu tihnk taht Ceiling Cat - himz ur Ceiling Kitteh Daddee - givz u evn bettr cheezbrgrs??

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