Leviticus 4

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|18=n pour bukket on hornz of altar n teh rest at teh base.
|18=n pour bukket on hornz of altar n teh rest at teh base.
|19=Ceiling cat DO NOT WANT fat, maek it dissapearz.
|19=Ceiling cat DO NOT WANT fat, maek it dissapearz.
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|20=n do teh same as [[Leviticus_4#9|Leviticus 4:9]], tehn kitteh maek all cool n noone getz eated.
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|20=n do teh same as befor, tehn kitteh maek all cool n noone getz eated.
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|21=tehn teak teh gooey parts n do teh same as [[Leviticus_4#9|Leviticus 4:9]], K? tehn U OK, srsly."
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|21=tehn teak teh gooey parts n do teh same as befor, K? tehn U OK, srsly."
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Old Testament
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Teh Invisible error offering

1 Ceiling cat sez to Moses2 tell ur d00dz: "If tehy get INVISIBLE ERROR n not know whry (must be windows) or dided stuff I sed tehy not can do:"

3 "If a kitteh gets INVISIBLE ERROR, he gotta gived me a pretty moocow with harbol,4 n he haz 2 say 'Yo Ceiling Cat, SUP? U can has my pretty moocow wif harbol', tehn he haz to putted his hand teh moowcow's hed n maek it ded.5 tenn takes a bukket of moocow juice into teh cardboard box,6 tehn he moost putted hiz finger into teh juice n flickit seben(7) timez on teh curtian 'o scratchin.7 n tehn putted some on teh hornz of teh altar 'cause Ceiling Cat lekes teh smell. Tenh he pourz the rest of teh bukket all ovar teh front of teh altar.8 Ceiling cat DO NOT WANT fat, makeit go away.9 I mean all teh fat, even teh fats on teh kidniez n liverz.10 samez as Leviticus 3:3 K?.11 buts the skinz n feets n gutz,12 U burnz in the clean ash pyle outside, srsly, KTHX"

13 if use all gets INVISIBLE ERROR, even if use gots noes clues, Use all pwnd.14 whun U gets clues, use all gatta bring a babi moocow (wif harbol), to teh cardboard box.15 all teh olds d00dz putted handz on teh head 'o teh moocow (wif harbol) n meak it teh ded.16 tehn ur kitteh, getz a bukket of juice, n teak it into the cardboard box.17 kitteh, flikr juice 7 timez on the curtian 'o scratchin18 n pour bukket on hornz of altar n teh rest at teh base.19 Ceiling cat DO NOT WANT fat, maek it dissapearz.20 n do teh same as befor, tehn kitteh maek all cool n noone getz eated.21 tehn teak teh gooey parts n do teh same as befor, K? tehn U OK, srsly."

22 "When ur hed d00d getz INVISIBLE ERROR, he be pwnd.23 whun he getz clue, he gotta bring goat(wif harbol n pretty)24 he gotta putted hiz handz on it's hed n meak it ded where tehy burned tet others.25 tehn teh kitteh teaks a bukket of goat juice n smoosh it on teh hornz of d altar, teh rest of teh bukket goes on teh foots of teh altar.26 Ceiling Cat DOES WANT fat this time, putted it on teh alter and burnned it (smells gud 2 ceiling cat). Then Ceiling cat will not eated teh hed d00d.

27 if 1 of ur d00ds gets INVISIBLE ERROR, even wif no clue, he be pwnd.28 Whun He gets clue, he got bring pretty goat (no harbol required).29 he gotta putted hiz handz on it's hed n meak it ded where tehy burned teh others.30 tehn teh kitteh teaks a bukket of goat juice n smoosh it on teh hornz of d altar, teh rest of teh bukket goes on teh foots of teh altar. (soundz teh same eh?)31 Ceiling Cat DOES WANT fat this time, putted it on teh alter and burnned it (smells gud 2 ceiling cat). Then Ceiling cat will not eated teh d00d.

32 "U can bring a gurl sheepzors (no harbol), but sheeze gotta be pretty.33 he gotta putted hiz handz on it's hed n meak it ded where tehy burned tet others.34 tehn teh kitteh teaks a bukket of goat juice n smoosh it on teh hornz of d altar, teh rest of teh bukket goes on teh foots of teh altar. (soundz teh same eh?)35 Ceiling Cat DOES WANT fat this time, putted it on teh alter and burnned it (smells gud 2 ceiling cat) Then Ceiling cat will not eated teh, kitteh (uhhh whut?)

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