From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Da roolz: sum food kleen, sum dirty
1 Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Moses and Aaron,2 "Plz saiz to teh Izrulites: Doodz! To make cheezeburgerz liek awesumly, youz need to use theez:3 U shuld use animulz wiff hoofz n hornz and goes Moo (beefz cowz! lol).
4 Camelz dont mak teh good cheezeburgerz, wtf u thinkin man?!?5 Badger burgerz are teh sooper-gross 2!!!6 Wunce, I tryz bunnyz-burgerz, but tehy haz a flavor and it no r gud :(.7 Pigz r not for cheezeburgerz, unless they r teh BACON Cheezeburgerz lol.8 If u eated NE of theez burgrz, ur doin it rong wai u eated nasty cheezeburgerz? lol, u frow up now.9 Okiez, if u no can has wantz cheezeburgerz (wtf, y, r u hai?) maybez u wantz feeshez instead?
13 O hay, go bai KFC, wen y go, kthx.14 But dont get orijinal reshpy, get teh x-tra krispee!15 Doodz, reely, only eatz teh chikenz.16 No eated teh eagulz or owlz plz.17 O RLY?18 Y RLY!19 Also, batz for baseballz lol, not for can has eatingz.
29 O yah, evan tho we iz catz, u no can has ratz-burgerz eithur.30 U no can eated teh gecko on the TVz eithur, he can has save u monies on car inshurance.31 Oh noes! Who iz noob that spilled cheezeburgerz on floor???32 U gots teh speshul saucez all ovar mai new shirt! U go wash it now cuz no shooz, no shirtz, no cheezeburgerz.33 If teh cheezeburgerz falls into toilet, forgetz it dood.34 Toilet cat wunce tellz me that, 'It are still deelishus,' but I think it are BLECH.35 Also, plz to be carefullz with teh cheezeburgerz!36 Just eets them rite away, k? lol.37 Wtf man, we order friez with that!38 We Ceiling cat no eet cheezeburgerz that have touched ONYUN RINGZ, BLECH.
41 O yah, like I sayz before: no can has cheezeburgerz that fell on teh floor!42 Ceiling cat sayz ther are no ten second rulez, lol.43 U eated cheezeburgerz off floorz? Lol, u r so ded, u noob!44 I am teh Ceiling cat, so be respektable when u can has cheezeburgerz.45 I am teh Ceiling cat, who watches u fap. So u shuld be happy I no post piktures on interwebz, lol!
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