From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Revision as of 05:51, 8 October 2007 by CeilingCat
- Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Moses, "O hai! Outta ur tabby-nackels, d00dthx.
- "U should go saiz this to Izrulites, for to IM me, Hey Ceiling Cat, I can has stuff :) and liek that, they gotta bring me teh cheezeburgers or other good stuff for impruvin teh conneckshun winkwink.
- "Offurings is liek good an all, buts teh haz to be not flawZord cheezeburger, and you can bringz it to mah front d00rz," saiz teh Ceiling Cat.
- "Youz to put yer pawz on teh cheezeburger, n sai, 'Sarry for the pwnage, but u no how it is an stuff, kthxbai.'
- "N then you is to kill teh Bullock (O NOES! Not teh Sander Bullock! She B hot n all!) in front of us d00dz, n leev teh meesy cheezeburger joocez all ovur teh playce, gross. Iz U retardid?
- "Tehn take its buns off and cutz it up, so for kittehs no choke.
- "But then you are all leik, 'Cheezeburger wai too rair! DO NOT WANT!' So then you mayk a big fire for to grill it up taystee n stuff kthx.
- "Then you, liek, grill it up taystee n stuff kthx.
- "But then thair be pikkulz and onyuns n crap on it! O NOES! BLECH! Tayk that garbajge off and stik it up yr harbl, we iz not amused. Then we can has it now? Kthxyum."
- "But if U wana bring teh donutz or teh ExBockzs, thatz kewl too, but don U be bringin me no trash, Ceiling Cat will run out of happy and kiil ur d00dz.
- "Jest bring it liek norml and throw teh stuff around, liek YAY! ExBockses and donutz n bere! W00T!
- "And then you all divvy up teh loot, ain't it grayt to be churchy and take ppls stuff? HA!!1!! Im in ur cherch, eetin yr foodZ n playin wif ur toyz! Moar plz.
- "But then you notise some joker brought copy of Zero Wing, and that suckz, so plz to thro away for graet justise. Then U eat and play kthx.
- "An hey, Ceiling Cat lieks teh chikin too dont forgit!
- "Jest make sure itz ded and crispy, raw chikin iz gross and makses us frow up.
- "No fethurz neether! R U DUM?!
- "Look, ur doin it rong, jest get teh 16 peece Xtra Crispy Bucket, with the taytoes and gravy and biskitz, and teh mac n' chz, kthx? What? O ya, Ceiling Cat iz happy, sure yumyum, srsly."