Judges 17

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|2= So dis teh Micah d00d sez liek (to hiz momzors) "$$$$$1100.00 bux witch yooz typ all over 'DO NOT WANT!!' in ALLCAPS? (ow my ears still hertzorz) O lookie, i, liek, pwned it alreddy." n teh momzors was liek all "Infinity pluss one cheezburgrs drect frum Ceiling Cat to yer inbox!!!!shift!!!"   
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|2= So dis teh Micah d00d sez liek (to hiz momzors) "$1100.00 bux witch yooz typ all over 'DO NOT WANT!!' in ALLCAPS? (ow my ears still hertzorz) O lookie, i, liek, pwned it alreddy." n teh momzors was liek all "Infinity pluss one cheezburgrs drect frum Ceiling Cat to yer inbox!!!!shift!!!"   
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|3= So enyhoo, da Micah d00d txtd all eleventy cnotes to momzors inbox, n momzors was liiek all "wtf? still DO NOT WANT, u keep u turnzorz teh $$$$$ intu kewl idolic intreface.".   
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|3= So enyhoo, da Micah d00d txtd all eleventy cnotes to momzors inbox, n momzors was liiek all "wtf? still DO NOT WANT, u keep u turnzorz teh $$$ intu kewl idolic intreface.".   
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|4= Micah was "no WAYZ teh $$$$$4$z bakc atcha, no want me neether!!!" n den momzorz txtd $$200.000 to teh idolmaker d00d'z inbox n teh idolmaker d00d liek molded it intu kewl idolic intreface justcuz Micah wanna do it <b><i>not!</i></b> (tooo laizee or somthin) n one shinzy new IdolCat&trade; goze bakc at teh Micah.   
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|4= Micah was "NO WAYZ teh $$$ bakc atcha, no want me neether!!!" n den momzorz txtd $200.000 to teh idolmaker d00d'z inbox n teh idolmaker d00d liek molded it intu kewl idolic intreface justcuz Micah wanna do it <b><i>not!</i></b> (tooo laizee or somthin) n one shinzy new IdolCat&trade; goze bakc at teh Micah.   
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|5= N Micah d00d wented suddly all 100% idol-mode n maded a hundredeleventy jillion effodz n idolz n churchzors n more idolz n stchuff, n he sez to hiz kid "u be #one preest kid now, k? thnxbai!"  
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|5= N Micah d00d wented suddly all 100% idol-mode n maded a hundredeleventy jillion effodz n idolz n churchzors n more idolz n stchuff, n he sez to hiz kid "u be NumeroUno preest kid now, k? thnxbai!"  
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|10= Micah whuz all liek "K, weez bunkmates now! (no buttsex plz, k?) n u be #one preeest and fur lotza $$$$$ n free cheezburgrz n schtuff." n teh 20somethingd00d was "Yayyyyy!!! Free cheezburgrz!!!"
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|10= Micah whuz all liek "K, weez bunkmates now! (no buttsecks plz, k?) n u be NumeroUno preeest and fur lotza $$$$$ n free cheezburgrz n schtuff." n teh 20somethingd00d was "Yayyyyy!!! Free cheezburgrz!!!"
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|11= Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz first real job n moovd in wif Micah (but no buttsex).   
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|11= Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz first real job n moovd in wif Micah (but no buttsecks).   
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|12= To repeat: Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz first real job n moovd in wif Micah (still no buttsex; dat coms later, k?).  
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|12= To repeat: Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz first real job n moovd in wif Micah (still no buttsecks; dat coms later, k?).  
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|13= Den Micah wuz liek all "W00t! Infinity plus one jillion cheezburgrs from Ceiling Cat izza mine all mine!!!!Q!@!  Levitid00dz rokxors!"
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|13= Den Micah wuz liek all "W00t! Infinity plus one jillion cheezburgrs from Ceiling Cat izza mine all mine!!!!Q!@!  Levitid00dz roxxors!"
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Revision as of 02:28, 4 January 2009

Old Testament
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Idolz, Idolz, an more Idolz!!!

1 Teh Micah d00d commed from Ephraim, wehre iz all ditz hilly hylands n schtuff.

2 So dis teh Micah d00d sez liek (to hiz momzors) "$1100.00 bux witch yooz typ all over 'DO NOT WANT!!' in ALLCAPS? (ow my ears still hertzorz) O lookie, i, liek, pwned it alreddy." n teh momzors was liek all "Infinity pluss one cheezburgrs drect frum Ceiling Cat to yer inbox!!!!shift!!!"

3 So enyhoo, da Micah d00d txtd all eleventy cnotes to momzors inbox, n momzors was liiek all "wtf? still DO NOT WANT, u keep u turnzorz teh $$$ intu kewl idolic intreface.".

4 Micah was "NO WAYZ teh $$$ bakc atcha, no want me neether!!!" n den momzorz txtd $200.000 to teh idolmaker d00d'z inbox n teh idolmaker d00d liek molded it intu kewl idolic intreface justcuz Micah wanna do it not! (tooo laizee or somthin) n one shinzy new IdolCat™ goze bakc at teh Micah.

5 N Micah d00d wented suddly all 100% idol-mode n maded a hundredeleventy jillion effodz n idolz n churchzors n more idolz n stchuff, n he sez to hiz kid "u be NumeroUno preest kid now, k? thnxbai!"

Democrassy suxxors

6 (No king to txt enyone watta do = democrassy suxxors.)

Some d00d shows up

7 A 20something joo-d00d levitid00d frum Beetleham majikly apeeerz from liek nowherez!!! omg!

8 So enyhoo teh 20somethingd00d wuz all "No pad fur to sleeepzorz, waaahhhhhh!!" n axed Micah fur room with view n two baths.

9 Micah wuz liek all "Where from, O 20somethingd00d?, kant just rent to enyone." n 20somethingd00d sez "see verse 7.".

10 Micah whuz all liek "K, weez bunkmates now! (no buttsecks plz, k?) n u be NumeroUno preeest and fur lotza $$$$$ n free cheezburgrz n schtuff." n teh 20somethingd00d was "Yayyyyy!!! Free cheezburgrz!!!"

11 Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz first real job n moovd in wif Micah (but no buttsecks).

12 To repeat: Teh 20somethingd00d pwnd Micah'z kidzorz first real job n moovd in wif Micah (still no buttsecks; dat coms later, k?).

13 Den Micah wuz liek all "W00t! Infinity plus one jillion cheezburgrs from Ceiling Cat izza mine all mine!!!!Q!@! Levitid00dz roxxors!"

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