Jude 1

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1.Jude,Jameses bro an Christes cervent, sez, "I'z writin two eberyone who wanttz two be lubbed bai Ceiling Cat teh Dad an hiz Sun.

2.Uz shuld hav lots and lots of Ceiling Cat's niceness, calmness, an lub.

3.DEAR FRENZ, ALTHOUGH I WUZ VRY EAGR 2 RITE 2 U BOUT TEH SALVASHUN WE SHARE, I FELT I HAD 2 RITE AN URGE U 2 CONTEND 4 DA FAITH DAT WUZ ONCE 4 ALL ENTRUSTD 2 TEH SAINTS.

4.FOR CERTAIN DOODZ WHOSE CONDEMNASHUN WUZ WRITTEN BOUT[B] LONG AGO HAS SECRETLY SLIPPD IN AMONG U. THEY R GODLES DOODZ, HOO CHANGE TEH GRACE OV R CEILIN CAT INTO LICENSE 4 IMMORALITY AN DENY JEBUS CHRIST R ONLY SOVEREIGN AN LORD.

5.THOUGH U ALREADY KNOE ALL DIS, I WANTS 2 REMIND U DAT TEH LORD[C] DELIVERD HIS PEEPS OUT OV EGYPT, BUT LATR DESTROYD DOSE HOO DID NOT BLEEV.

6AND TEH ANGELS HOO DID NOT KEEP THEIR POSISHUNS OV AUTHORITY BUT ABANDOND THEIR OWN HOME—THEES HE HAS KEPT IN DARKNES, BOUND WIF EVRLASTIN CHAINS 4 JUDGMENT ON TEH GREAT DAI.

7IN SIMILAR WAI, SODOM AN GOMORRAH AN TEH SURROUNDIN TOWNS GAEV THEMSELVEZ UP 2 SEKSUAL IMMORALITY AN PERVERSHUN. THEY SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE OV DOSE HOO SUFFR TEH PUNISHMENT OV ETERNAL FIRE.

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