Jude 1

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|1=Jude, Jameses bro an Christes cervent, sez,<br>
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"I'z writin two eberyone who wanttz two be lubbed bai Ceiling Cat teh Dad an hiz Sun.
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|2=Uz shuld hav lots and lots of Ceiling Cat's niceness, calmness, an lub.
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'''1.'''Jude,Jameses bro an Christes cervent, sez, "I'z writin two eberyone who wanttz two be lubbed bai Ceiling Cat teh Dad an hiz Sun.
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|3=Kittehs, i wanteded 2 rite bout the salvashun we both of us has, but instead i riting to yous about ur faith insteads.
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|4=Invisible doodz krept in umung yoos, and they gonna be condmneded. They not like Ceiling Cat, dey maek his cheezburgerz liek NOT CHEEZBURGERZ, an dey not bleev in Jesus.
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'''2.'''Uz shuld hav lots and lots of Ceiling Cat's niceness, calmness, an lub.
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|5=Rememberz, (ha! u alredy no newayz!) Jesus sayved peepz out uv Eegipt, an laterz, OMGWTFHAX! teh unbeeleevers.
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|6=An teh angels who leeved teh ceiling, he chayned up in teh darks until teh jugement
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|7=jus as Sodum an Gonnoreah... i means GOMORRAH!!! (who waz like PENIS GOES WHERE??? to evrywun they sawed) has eternal punishments in fier.
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'''3.'''DEAR FRENZ, ALTHOUGH I WUZ VRY EAGR 2 RITE 2 U BOUT TEH SALVASHUN WE SHARE, I FELT I HAD 2 RITE AN URGE U 2 CONTEND 4 DA FAITH DAT WUZ ONCE 4 ALL ENTRUSTD 2 TEH SAINTS.
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|8=Jus liek that, invisible doodz get der fur durty, not listen 2 der bozzes, an BLASFEMES! ZOMGWTF!
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'''4.'''FOR CERTAIN DOODZ WHOSE CONDEMNASHUN WUZ WRITTEN BOUT[B] LONG AGO HAS SECRETLY SLIPPD IN AMONG U. THEY R GODLES DOODZ, HOO CHANGE TEH GRACE OV R CEILIN CAT INTO LICENSE 4 IMMORALITY AN DENY JEBUS CHRIST R ONLY SOVEREIGN AN LORD.
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|9=Teh archangel Michael fot wid teh devil abowt Moses body, but he not blasfeme, he sez "Ceiling Cat rebook yoo."
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|10=But invisible doodz blasfeme evryfing they not understand, an they are OMGWTFHAX'd by everfing they understand.
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'''5.'''THOUGH U ALREADY KNOE ALL DIS, I WANTS 2 REMIND U DAT TEH LORD[C] DELIVERD HIS PEEPS OUT OV EGYPT, BUT LATR DESTROYD DOSE HOO DID NOT BLEEV.  
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|11=N00bz! Dey walk liek Cain, greedy liek Balaam, an perishd with Korahs rebbelion.
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6AND TEH ANGELS HOO DID NOT KEEP THEIR POSISHUNS OV AUTHORITY BUT ABANDOND THEIR OWN HOME—THEES HE HAS KEPT IN DARKNES, BOUND WIF EVRLASTIN CHAINS 4 JUDGMENT ON TEH GREAT DAI.  
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7IN SIMILAR WAI, SODOM AN GOMORRAH AN TEH SURROUNDIN TOWNS GAEV THEMSELVEZ UP 2 SEKSUAL IMMORALITY AN PERVERSHUN. THEY SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE OV DOSE HOO SUFFR TEH PUNISHMENT OV ETERNAL FIRE.  
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Revision as of 07:10, 18 October 2007

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Greetinz

1 Jude, Jameses bro an Christes cervent, sez,
"I'z writin two eberyone who wanttz two be lubbed bai Ceiling Cat teh Dad an hiz Sun.
2 Uz shuld hav lots and lots of Ceiling Cat's niceness, calmness, an lub.

Jugments on teh Invisible teechur-doodz

3 Kittehs, i wanteded 2 rite bout the salvashun we both of us has, but instead i riting to yous about ur faith insteads.4 Invisible doodz krept in umung yoos, and they gonna be condmneded. They not like Ceiling Cat, dey maek his cheezburgerz liek NOT CHEEZBURGERZ, an dey not bleev in Jesus.

5 Rememberz, (ha! u alredy no newayz!) Jesus sayved peepz out uv Eegipt, an laterz, OMGWTFHAX! teh unbeeleevers.6 An teh angels who leeved teh ceiling, he chayned up in teh darks until teh jugement7 jus as Sodum an Gonnoreah... i means GOMORRAH!!! (who waz like PENIS GOES WHERE??? to evrywun they sawed) has eternal punishments in fier.

8 Jus liek that, invisible doodz get der fur durty, not listen 2 der bozzes, an BLASFEMES! ZOMGWTF!9 Teh archangel Michael fot wid teh devil abowt Moses body, but he not blasfeme, he sez "Ceiling Cat rebook yoo."10 But invisible doodz blasfeme evryfing they not understand, an they are OMGWTFHAX'd by everfing they understand.11 N00bz! Dey walk liek Cain, greedy liek Balaam, an perishd with Korahs rebbelion.

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