Joshua 1

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===== Ceiling Cat telz Joshua what 2 do =====
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|1=The holy St. Bono and his accomplice The Edge formed a band called U2. After a number of albums, they released 'The Joshua Tree'.
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|1=Moses wuz ded, an teh Cieling Cat sed, Oh hai Joshua.
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|2=Mah bff Mosus is ded. :( Now u get ppl inna box an take em over teh Jordan an i give u land.
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|3=Cuz Moses wuz all, i can has land? an i sed, YA RLY.
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|4=U getz frum desrt 2 Lebanon, an frum Euphrates 2 grate See.
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|5=No1 kin pwnz0rz joo. U n me is bffs liek Moses.
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|6=U is in deez pplz base, leadin em 2 promised land.
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|7=U be all, I is strong. An I is currageous. Do alla that Lawzorz i give 2 Moses - on left, DO NOT WANT. An on rite, DO NOT WANT.
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|8=U has book. b thinkin on teh book. An be all, I kin do alla that LOL1! Then u can has cheezburger.
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|9=Dint i say so? U be strong. U be curragous. Dont be all, OH NOES cuz i gotchoo kthxbye."
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|2=And they heard it, and saw that it was good.
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|10=An Joshua sed, LOL!
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|11=Hey everbuddy! Ceiling Cat sez, we can has land!
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|12=But u Reubenite guyz n u guyz frm Gad n u half-guyz frum Mannasseh,
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|13=Rmember we gotsta doo what Moses sed 2 do: Ceiling Cat made u sum rest n sum land, an dint eated it.
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|14=Ur wifes n chillens getsta stay in ur land from Moses, but u guyz gotsta set up us teh bomb!
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|15=When u dun we kin all play 2gether kk?
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|16=N they sed, kk.
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|17=We followz u liek we followzed Moses. But we hopes u is bffs wit teh Cieling Cat liek Moses.
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|18=If deys try to pewpew yous, den we kiel himz, woots Joshua!
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Latest revision as of 16:55, 17 July 2009

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Ceiling Cat telz Joshua what 2 do

1 Moses wuz ded, an teh Cieling Cat sed, Oh hai Joshua.2 Mah bff Mosus is ded. :( Now u get ppl inna box an take em over teh Jordan an i give u land.3 Cuz Moses wuz all, i can has land? an i sed, YA RLY.4 U getz frum desrt 2 Lebanon, an frum Euphrates 2 grate See.5 No1 kin pwnz0rz joo. U n me is bffs liek Moses.

6 U is in deez pplz base, leadin em 2 promised land.7 U be all, I is strong. An I is currageous. Do alla that Lawzorz i give 2 Moses - on left, DO NOT WANT. An on rite, DO NOT WANT.8 U has book. b thinkin on teh book. An be all, I kin do alla that LOL1! Then u can has cheezburger.9 Dint i say so? U be strong. U be curragous. Dont be all, OH NOES cuz i gotchoo kthxbye."

10 An Joshua sed, LOL!11 Hey everbuddy! Ceiling Cat sez, we can has land!

12 But u Reubenite guyz n u guyz frm Gad n u half-guyz frum Mannasseh,13 Rmember we gotsta doo what Moses sed 2 do: Ceiling Cat made u sum rest n sum land, an dint eated it.14 Ur wifes n chillens getsta stay in ur land from Moses, but u guyz gotsta set up us teh bomb!15 When u dun we kin all play 2gether kk?

16 N they sed, kk.17 We followz u liek we followzed Moses. But we hopes u is bffs wit teh Cieling Cat liek Moses.18 If deys try to pewpew yous, den we kiel himz, woots Joshua!

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