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#IN TEH BEGINNIN WUZ TEH WERD, AN' TEH WERD WUZ WIF GAWD, AN' TEH WERD WUZ GAWD.
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#In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek "Oh hai Invisible Man" and teh werd eated teh Invisible Man
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#HE WUZ WIF GAWD IN DA BEGINNIN.
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#In teh beginz teh werd an teh Invisible Man iz teh bests frenz.
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#THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS WUZ MADE; WITHOUT HIM NOTHIN WUZ MADE DAT HAS BEEN MADE.  
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#Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.  
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#IN HIM WUZ LIFE, AN' DAT LIFE WUZ TEH LIGHT OV DOODZ.
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#Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."
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#THE LIGHT SHINEZ IN DA DARKNES, BUT TEH DARKNES HAZ NOT UNDERSTOOD IT.
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#Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
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#THERE CAME MAN HOO WUZ SENT FRUM GAWD; HIS NAME WUZ JOHN.  
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#And teh Invisible Man haz dis visible man; his naem iz John.  
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#HE CAME AS WITNES 2 TESTIFY CONCERNIN DAT LIGHT, SO DAT THRU HIM ALL DOODZ MIGHT BELIEVE.  
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#He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez "OMG."
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# HE HIM WUZ NOT TEH LIGHT; HE CAME ONLY AS WITNES 2 TEH LIGHT.  
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# Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.
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#THE TRUE LIGHT DAT GIVEZ LIGHT 2 EVERY MAN WUZ COMIN INTO TEH WURLD.
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#Teh tru lite--iz lotz of lite--iz comes, k?
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#HE WUZ IN DA WURLD, AN' THOUGH TEH WURLD WUZ MADE THRU HIM, TEH WURLD DID NOT RECOGNIZE HIM.  
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#He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.
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# HE CAME 2 DAT WHICH WUZ HIS OWN, BUT HIS OWN DID NOT RECEIV HIM.
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# He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"
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# YET 2 ALL HOO RECEIVD HIM, 2 DOSE HOO BELIEVD IN HIS NAME, HE GAEV TEH RITE 2 BECOME CHILDREN OV GAWD—
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# And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Invisible Man pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—
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# CHILDREN BORN NOT OV NACHURAL DESSENT, NOR OV HOOMAN DECISHUN OR HUSBAND'S WILL, BUT BORN OV GAWD.
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# But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Invisible Mans kidz.
# THE WERD BECAME FLESH AN' MADE HIS DWELLIN AMONG US. WE HAS SEEN HIS GLORY, TEH GLORY OV TEH WAN AN' ONLY, HOO CAME FRUM TEH FATHR, FULL OV GRACE AN' TRUTH.
# THE WERD BECAME FLESH AN' MADE HIS DWELLIN AMONG US. WE HAS SEEN HIS GLORY, TEH GLORY OV TEH WAN AN' ONLY, HOO CAME FRUM TEH FATHR, FULL OV GRACE AN' TRUTH.
# JOHN TESTIFIEZ CONCERNIN HIM. HE CRIEZ OUT, SAYIN, "DIS WUZ HE OV WHOM I SAID, 'HE HOO COMEZ AFTR ME HAS SURPASD ME BECAUSE HE WUZ BEFORE ME.' "  
# JOHN TESTIFIEZ CONCERNIN HIM. HE CRIEZ OUT, SAYIN, "DIS WUZ HE OV WHOM I SAID, 'HE HOO COMEZ AFTR ME HAS SURPASD ME BECAUSE HE WUZ BEFORE ME.' "  
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# FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR.  
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# FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR.
# FOR TEH LAW WUZ GIVEN THRU MOSEZ; GRACE AN' TRUTH CAME THRU JESUS CHRIST.  
# FOR TEH LAW WUZ GIVEN THRU MOSEZ; GRACE AN' TRUTH CAME THRU JESUS CHRIST.  
# NO WAN HAS EVR SEEN GAWD, BUT GAWD TEH WAN AN' ONLY,HOO IZ AT TEH FATHR'S SIDE, HAS MADE HIM KNOWN.
# NO WAN HAS EVR SEEN GAWD, BUT GAWD TEH WAN AN' ONLY,HOO IZ AT TEH FATHR'S SIDE, HAS MADE HIM KNOWN.
[[Category:John|John 1]]
[[Category:John|John 1]]

Revision as of 10:52, 4 October 2007

  1. In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek "Oh hai Invisible Man" and teh werd eated teh Invisible Man
  2. In teh beginz teh werd an teh Invisible Man iz teh bests frenz.
  3. Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.
  4. Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."
  5. Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
  6. And teh Invisible Man haz dis visible man; his naem iz John.
  7. He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez "OMG."
  8. Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.
  9. Teh tru lite--iz lotz of lite--iz comes, k?
  10. He iz liek, "Oh hai, I mades u," but teh wurld duznt sees him.
  11. He iz comes to his stuffs, but his stuffs sez "Do not want!"
  12. And sum guyz did want, and sez "Teh Invisible Man pwns," and deez guyz iz liek his kidz—
  13. But not liek reel kidz, k? Iz liek teh Invisible Mans kidz.
  14. THE WERD BECAME FLESH AN' MADE HIS DWELLIN AMONG US. WE HAS SEEN HIS GLORY, TEH GLORY OV TEH WAN AN' ONLY, HOO CAME FRUM TEH FATHR, FULL OV GRACE AN' TRUTH.
  15. JOHN TESTIFIEZ CONCERNIN HIM. HE CRIEZ OUT, SAYIN, "DIS WUZ HE OV WHOM I SAID, 'HE HOO COMEZ AFTR ME HAS SURPASD ME BECAUSE HE WUZ BEFORE ME.' "
  16. FROM TEH FULLNES OV HIS GRACE WE HAS ALL RECEIVD WAN BLESIN AFTR ANOTHR.
  17. FOR TEH LAW WUZ GIVEN THRU MOSEZ; GRACE AN' TRUTH CAME THRU JESUS CHRIST.
  18. NO WAN HAS EVR SEEN GAWD, BUT GAWD TEH WAN AN' ONLY,HOO IZ AT TEH FATHR'S SIDE, HAS MADE HIM KNOWN.
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