From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1. And teh Invisible Man sez in teh windz:
2. "OMG, WTF iz u sayinz? u iz a noob!
3. "U getz reddy becuz naow I asks u sum kweschuns.
4. "Wehre iz u wen I maded teh earths, ifs u iz so smart?
5. "Who sayed, 'Hay, iz gonna be tihs big.'
6. "Whut iz unner teh earths? Who maded teh grouns?
7. "when teh stars and stuffs were all liek 'Hay'?
8. "Who sayed 'Oh hai waterz, u stay here, k?'
9. "when the clowdz were liek, 'Hai, we iz looks liek teh cloths,'
10. "and I was liek, 'Clowdz, u stay here, k?'
12. "Does u sez, 'Oh hai sun, u comes up now, k?'
13. "and teh sun iz liek, 'k, naow here iz teh earths.'
14. "Iz sum pritty kool stuffs, like sum moar cloths.
15. "Teh badd ppls iz liek, 'OMG, I cant sees, and mah arm broekded.'
16. "Does u walkz in teh seas, like rly far unner teh waterz?
17. "Does u knoes wut deaths iz liek, and has u been in teh unnerworld?
18. "Does u knoes how big teh earths is, srsly? U tells me, stoopid.
19. "How does u get to teh lites, and wehre is teh darks,
20. "Does u hav sum kind uf maps or sumfing?
21. "Oh yah, u muss be reel old becuz u knoes so much, rite? JK!
22. "Does u knoes wehre teh snoes is, or wehre teh hails is,
23. "wehre I keeps it just in cases?
24. "Wehre iz teh lites comes frum? How bout teh windz?
25. "Does u helps teh rayn and teh thunder,
26. "so taht teh rayn iz liek, 'Oh hai, herez sum waterz'
27. "so taht teh gras iz liek, 'Oh hay lol.'