Job 33

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|1=Now U listenz to me, k?
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|2=Iz gunna opn mouf, wurdz gunna com out.
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|3=Wurdz com frum hart; lipz sez wut I noz.  Srsly.
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|4=CeilingCat mad me; bref of CeilingCat giv lyf.
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|5=U answrz nao, k? Prepaer u!
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|6=CeilingCat seez us teh same; Iz frum clay too.  Srsly.
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|7=Not be fraid, k?  Paw not be hevy on u, k?
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|8=But u sed dis:
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|9='Iz wifout Invisible Error; Iz gud kitteh.
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|10=But Ceiling Cat sez iz bad kitteh; Iz his enemeh.
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|11=He putz me in box; he watchz were I goes.'
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|12=But I sez u iz rong, Ceiling Cat iz best kitteh.
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|13=Why u complainz taht he no answrz?
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|14=Ceiling Cat dos talks, even if kittehs cant heer.
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|15=In dreem, when kittehs sleep,
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|16=He sez skary fings in earz,
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|17=To maek kitteh be gud kitteh,
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|18=To saev kitteh soul frum basement, saev kitteh lief frum pointy fings.
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|19=Or kitteh cud be rly sick,
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|20=So kitteh duzn't even liek tuna.
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|21=Kitteh getz rly thin.
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|22=Kitteh soul go near basement, lief go to debils.
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|23=But if kitteh has WingedCat to say hao to be gud kitteh,
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|24=To say 'Kitteh not needz to go to basement;'
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|25=Kitteh getz bettr.  Yay!
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|26=He praiz to Ceiling Cat; Ceiling Cat maek kitteh all bettr.
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|27=Then he say 'I wuz bad kitteh, but didnt get bad stuf.
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|28=Ceiling Cat savd me!  Yay!'
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|29=Ceiling Cat duz dis lotz-
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|30=He savz kittehs, so kittehs can has cheezburgers.
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|31=U listnz nao Job, k?
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|32=If u wantz to say fings, say dem, cuz I wantz u to has cheezburger.
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|33=If u no wantz to say fings, listen to Ceiling Cat, k?
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[[Category:Job|Job 33]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 34]]|PrevChap=[[Job 32]]}}
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