Job 3

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|1=Den aftr diz Job open hiz mouf and curseded the day he cames out of hiz mommiez.
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|2=He sayz:
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|3="I hopes teh day I wus born jus go awayz, and teh nite it wuz say, 'I has a girl! Wait, I wuz wrong, I has a boy!'
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|4=An I hopes Dr. Brown goez back to teh pasts and turns off teh lites,
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|5=cuz Ceiling Cat dont care.
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|6=An I hopes the littel kittehs get into the calanders and stealz all the Caturdayz.
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|7=Look, I beez emo.
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|8=I thinks we should wake up teh lolrus, an steelz his bukkit.
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|9=An I hates the sunz!
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|10=When I was bornz, dey say, '1 kitteh, to kitteh, tree kitteh, for kitteh."
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|11=They shud said, "1 kitteh, to kitteh, tree kitteh, ded kitteh!"
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|12=Ded kittehs dont drinks the milk.
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|13=They liv in shoes bokses,
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|14=with the lulz
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|15=an cheezburgers.
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|16=Sleeping cat sleepz in teh bokses.
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|17=Ded cat jus sleepz in teh littel bokses.
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|18=Teh kittehs that sayz "'Halp!' can has cheezburgerz?"
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|19=Teh littel kittehs an teh diabeetus kitteh is there.
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|20=Turnz off teh lites!
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|21=I no can has cheezburgerz?
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|22=Then I dont wants ur cheezburgerz!
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|23=Ceiling Cat stold mai internets
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|24=an I sayd 'halp!'
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|25=Now I iz emo,
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|26=an no has cheezburgers."
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[[Category:Job|Job 3]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 4]]|PrevChap=[[Job 2]]}}
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