Job 18

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==Bildad Flaps His Gums==
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[[Image:BookofJob.jpg|thumb|800px|left|A big, greasy jobby.]]
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|1=Den bildad teh shuhite replid:
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|2="when will u end thees speechez? Be sensible, an den we can talk.
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|3=y r we regardd as kattle An considerd stoopid in ur sight?
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|4=u hoo tear yourself 2 piecez in ur angr, Iz teh earth 2 be abandond 4 ur saek? Or must teh rockz be movd frum their place?
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|5="teh lamp ov teh wickd iz snuffd out; Teh flame ov his fire stops burnin.
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|6=teh light in his tent becomez dark; Teh lamp beside him goez out.
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|7=teh vigor ov his step iz weakend; His own schemez throw him down.
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|8=his feet thrust him into net An he wanders into itz mesh.
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|9=trap seizez him by teh heel; Snare holdz him fast.
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|10=noose iz hidden 4 him on teh ground; Trap liez in his path.
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|11=terrors startle him on evry side An dawg his evry step.
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|12=calamity iz hungry 4 him; Disastr iz ready 4 him when he falls.
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|13=it eats away parts ov his skin; Deaths firstborn devours his limbs.
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|14=he iz torn frum teh security ov his tent An marchd off 2 teh king ov terrors.
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|15=fire residez [a] in his tent; Burnin sulfur iz scatterd ovar his dwellin.
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|16=his roots dry up below An his branchez withr aboov.
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|17=teh mems ov him perishez frum teh earth; He has no naym in da land.
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|18=he iz driven frum light into darknes An iz banishd frum teh wurld.
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|19=he has no offsprin or descendants among his peeps, No survivor wer once he livd.
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|20=doodz ov teh west r appalld at his fate; Doodz ov teh east r seizd wif horror.
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|21=surely such iz teh dwellin ov an evil man; Such iz teh place ov wan hoo knows not ceilin cat."
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==Teh Footnote==
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*a - Job 18:15 or nothin he had remains
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[[Category:Job|Job 18]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 19]]|PrevChap=[[Job 17]]}}
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