From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Moar of wut Job Sez
1 I tellen you, I iz broekn! I can has grave?
2 They is all laughin at dis misfurniture kitteh here!
3 Hey Ceiling Cat, iz you listenin! Why iz teh other kittehs so stupid!
4 Well, you iz keepin them kittehs away from teh knowledge, I hope you knows wut you
is doin, kthanks.
5 Evn to each other, they only lie. They don't know wut friendz is.
6 But somehow I am teh one that gets spit on! Srsly?
7 It's liek I'm already gone. Like I iz jus a shadow, or sumthin!
8 An the few honest kittehs around here? They can't evn believe wut they iz watchin!
9 But those good kittehs won't change their minds about what they see, cuz they
10 (Btw I could so pwn all you good kittehs too. Srsly liek if you wuz here rite now, o noes! Total pwnage.)
11 Itz liek I'm already dead. Everything I was fighting for is dead too.
12 I think I don't evn believe that teh sun is really cumin up tomorow. I'm skeptical
13 I think I iz gonna make my bed by my headstone tonite, k?
14 Then I could have a family reunion wif me dead relatives an stufs. Except there
will only be worms.
15 I don't evn know where is hope! Where is teh hope! Iz it under teh littr box or
somethin crazy liek that? Srsly.
16 I iz gonna rest in my grave, I knows it.
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