Job 15

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|1=Tehn Eliphaz teh Temanite saied bak:
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|2=Y yoo eatz air?
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|3=Y yoo scratch mai - dat no good!
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|4=No forgetz 2 kno Ceiling Cat.
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|5=Yur mouth sprayz teh waterz!
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|6=Yur meowz, dey teh suxxorz!
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|7=Yoo no sez FIRST!!!
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|8=Teh Ceiling Cat yoo no kno!
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|9=But We knowz all!
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|10=Rly.
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|11=Ceiling Cat gives cheez
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|12=but yoo jumpz at cheezburger like lazer
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|13=a yoo angerz the Ceiling Cat.
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|14=Kittehs no see from teh basementz,
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|15=so Ceiling Cat no needz kittehs,
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|16=a specially no yoo!
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|17=Teh Jobe, ai will tellz yoo sum thingz.
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|18=This iz what teh happeh kittehs sez. Teh daddy tellz them thees thingz, an they showz it all.
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|19=(Teh howse wuz givehn to onlee teh daddies, noe dogz wur alouwd.)
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|20=Teh bad kittehs geht teh bad thingz, an it feelz liek fourevah.
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|21=Teh bad kitteh thinkz he heers teh dogz bahk, an teh doggiez come an they iz teh awesomeness.
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|22=He sez he wil stai in teh dark fourevah, cuz teh dogz will biet.
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|23=Teh kittehs lookz four teh fishehs, an sez, were iz teh fishehs? He knowz he iz in teh dark.
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|24=Jobz problemz frighted Job and demz sprize boxed him up coz he liek a king kitteh, gettin redy for fiting. srsly.
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|25=coz Job ignorz teh Ceiling Cat, and liek evrytin Ceiling Cat telz Job to do, he iz liek doin it teh other way.
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|26=He iz runnin teh other way, an iz pushing against Ceiling Cat, wiv hiz awesum raincoat.
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|27=He starts leik hiding his face with hiz belleh, an leik aet too much in teh first place.
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|28=He iz liek in teh cityz and teh houzez were teh kittehs don't wanna go, and teh houzez are gonna be ruinz in teh mornin.
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|29=He iz not rich kitteh, and he will not be rich kitteh, and hiz stuffs will be beried in the erths.
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|29=He won't leve teh dark; teh firez will dry teh woodz, and he will get shooed.
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