Job 12

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Esther Psalms Job 11 Job 13

1 en den Jobe be liek:

2 dewde, we both be kewl and wize en hab branes an stuffs,

3 so how u b smrtr den me?

4 everbody lols at meez, eben u! but i be da 1 to sommun da grate ceiling cat, an he did purrded at me som. But u lols, but me not stoopid!

5 an i tinks me claws gawn, cuz me slippin,

6 an dere be no clawing da tents of teeves, cuz dey gots bettr fuds for da ceiling cat.

7 u go azk da hoomans, an dey teech, an dos stoopid birdz in da skyz, dey tellz u

8 or rub in da dirt, an it teech you tuu, or da fishez, just eated dem. dey tell liez. eated da fishez!!!

9 no budy no whut ceiling cat do he be da koolest, 10 cuz he gonna skratch u if u be stoopid, or he sit on ur faes, so u no breef. 11 but de eers dey heer, an da tung lickz,

12 an de old kittehs be smrt. fore dey see da mostz, de ol' kittehs.

13 Ceiling Cat be smrtr, and haz mor of da paw-er, he knows ALL.

14 Whot he duz skratch don't get fix, whut he be stoppin don't get goin,

15 if he mad, he pee on ur stuffz or eatez ur petz or steelz ur toiz

16 cuz he be da moist awsummest cat eber.

17 o, an he liek, u all r fulz!

18 an he taekz de collarz off ur nek an gibs u a squeekie toi

19 an setz da kittehs free.

20 he telz u tu shuddup an u du

21 an gibs da stoopid stukup siemeese a bath

22 he loominaets wid da lazr eyez

23 an maeks da naeshun huge den smooshez dem an smooshez som moar cuz iz fun!

24 He maeks de leeders stoopid an letz em getz lozt in de trash.

25 dey no gotz lazr beem eyz to see wid. dey be stoopid drunkz.

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