Job 1

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Lord B. Connoly said:
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|1=In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job.  Teh man wuz goodz, wif respeck fur teh Ceiling Cat and hated evilz.
 
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|2=Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
 
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|3=And lots of mices and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts and stuff. srsly.
 
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|4=His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.
 
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|5=And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin?  Gota prey, just in cased."
 
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YOU'RE A BIG JOBBY! AYE!
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|6=Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat wented two.
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|7=Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, "Wher wuz u?"  Basement Cat saied "Oh, hai.  I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it."
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|8=Teh Ceiling Cat sez "Has u seen mai servnt Job?  ''He'' can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."}}
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[[Image:eetsoul.png|thumb|left|Teh Basement Cat wantz Job's soul.]]
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|9="No wai!" sed Basement Cat.
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|10="U just plyin favrits. 
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|11=If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."}}
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|12=Then teh Ceiling Cat sez "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies."  And then Basement Cat went awai.}}
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|13=Wun day Jobes' sunz and doters were eateding cookies at teh oldest wuns hoose,
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|14=And a mans cam to told Job a mesege.  "Ur donkzeys and moo cows was eateding tasteh grass
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|15=And then PKers were in ur hous killin your dudez and ur naminals got stoldz and only i got wai."}}
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|16=And then anotter mans cam to told Job a diffrant mesege.  He sed "Teh Ceiling Cat maids fyr fall from teh skys and it burnded up ur sheepz and moar servnts and only i got awai."}}
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|17=And thens a moar diffranter mans cam to told Job a mesege.  "Sum angry dudez took ur rinoceroseseses and killd moar servnts and only i got wai."}}
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|18=And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege. 
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|19="Ur sunz howse feld over and skwishded evryones.  Sry."
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|20=Then Job got upt and shaved and was liek "Gota prey now."}}
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|21="Teh Ceiling Cat giv me cheezburger, teh Ceiling Cat takded mah cheezburger awai.  I stil laiks teh Ceiling Cat."}}
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|22=Job preyed to Ceiling Cat and didnt afraid of anyone. Do want.}}
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 2]]|PrevChap=[[Esther 10]]}}
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[[Category:Job|Job 1]]
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Revision as of 13:09, 17 July 2009

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Lord B. Connoly said:


YOU'RE A BIG JOBBY! AYE!

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