Jeremiah 14

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NYNJAS, DRILLCAT AND FAILS

1 O Hai, dis is werds ov Ceiling Cat to Jerdemaya. Hims tawlkin bout ninjas.

2 Joodah crais and has sufereens.

3 Teh knobels sends out teh servents to gets juces but tehy FAILS.

4 Teh grownd is sylents as nynjas sneeks into teh bases.

5 Evn newbie kittehs has no twynkees cuz teh nynjas ar 2 qwik.

6 Ha-ha kittehs stand in dumness. Nynjas moov but ar no seen! Srsly, dey has majikul.

7 Iz rebenje foar ar invisibl error. Pleez, Ceiling Cat, can has mercees?

8 Pleez mayk teh ebil nynjas GTFO. kthx!

9 We crai to yu Ceiling Cat, do not foarsayk us!

10 Dis wat teh Ceiling Cat sez: "O Hai! I letz teh nynjas sneeks arownd, kthxbai!
 Cuz wen dey dun eatedin ur twynkees, I pwn dem aneewai. Rly? Ya, rly!

11 den Ceiling Cat sez: "Don bothr prairz foar deez peepl. I no heerz aneewai.

12 Dey can crai awl dai, I no sendz awai teh nynjas.""

13 An I sez:"O Hai, Ceiling Cat, teh profitzes sai der ar no nynjas!"

14 An Ceiling Cat sez: "O Hai, deys st00pid n00bs. O curse ders nynjas, I puts dem ther!

15 So'z, heerz wat I sez bowt dem: "Srsly? Dey no sees nynjas? Wow hao dum."

16 Teh profitzes sai,"We will be pwnd by teh Ninjas an Drillcat an FAILS cuz we sux0rs."

17 Speeks dis to dem, "I gots mai lazor eeys set to stun. PEW PEW PEW!"

18 If'n I go to teh wyndo, I seez hoo teh Drillcat has kilt.
 If'n I go to teh doar, I see hoo has FAILS. Srsly, itz kaos out der.

19 Duz Ceiling Cat hayt us? We can has peece and bukkits?

20 O Hai, wez kno wez ben bad st00pid n00bs. Can has ur mercees?

21 Pleez don hayts us, kthx! Memer we has cobenent! Pleez keeps plomise.

22 Skyez no sendz rayns, Yu do, Ceiling Cat. Cuz yu teh shiznitz! Praiyz yu FTW!


So sayith teh Ceiling Cat. A-miaow!

Jeremiah 14
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