James 4

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James 4
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Sumbit Urcat 2 God

1 Why ppl git mad @ eachothr n stuff? Iz it cuz of teh secksual tenshun between use? LOL jk 2 U want cheezburgerz, but no has. U pwn, but no has. U do not has bcuz u doont ask Ceiling Cat, remembre? 3 When u ask, u do not has, bcuz wen u ask 4 cheezburgers u rele want teh secks. WTFXUP?

4 U catz dat have secks wit catz u isnt maried 2. U cant be all kewl n frenz wit da world r otherwize u haet Ceiling Cat n he haets u. 5 Y do u tink teh Scirptuer sez Ceiling Cat iz rele jeluz of ur cheezburgers? 6 But he gievs us moar cheezburgers n sez:
"Ceiling Cat haetz teh catz dat think tey is all dat
But give cheezburgerz 2 teh 1s who dont."

7 Sumbit urcat 2 Ceiling Cat, K? Tel Satancat 2 GTFO. 8 Then Ceiling Cat will follw u round kidna stalkr-ish. Well az long az u wash ur pawz aftr u go 2 litterbox. 9 So chenge ur cheezburgerz 2 poop. 10 Pretedn 2 be sad around Ceiling Cat n he will fel sry 4 u n give u LOLs. Kewl!

11 But srsly guyz, dnt tak shit bout othr catz behnd there baks, cuz u r practickly talkn shit bout urcat. 12 Therz only has 1 Lawdood n he ken either give u moar cheezburgerz or taek em away. Its not ur job, so miend ur own beezwax.

Braggin Bout 2Moarrow

13 LisN up hoez. Speshully u guyz whos liek, "I has gonna do dis n dat, n has lots cheezburgerz." 14 U dont even no wutz up 4 2moarrow. U r liek a cookie dat appaerz 4 a whiel an den disapaerz, n nobdy rebemberz wut flavr it wuz. 15 Insted u shud be saien, "I has cheezburgerz if it is wut Ceiling Cat want." 16 Braggin iz evul. 17 If u kno teh gud but u dunt do it, u is maken teh sin.

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