From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
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1 We want Ceiling Cat, he has fed us bad, but he have Felix n milk.
2 In two days He give food, on third He sees us.
3 Then we know if he feed us in teh mornin, and He come to us to give us food n warm milk.
4 O Ephraim n Judah, what i gotta do? ur goodstuff be gone.
5 i made them wit teh prophets, i killed by my meaows n i been nice to them.
6 i wants mercy, not mice, n knowledge of Ceiling Cat.
7 but like birds they forgots teh covenant, n been evil 2 me.
8 they work in Gilead, covered in blood.
9 as robbers wait, teh priests nick my food n milk as they is lewd.
10 i seen bad tings in Israel: BUTTSECKS in Ephraim.
11 n Judah He have a big feast 4 u, when he come in thro teh catflap.