Genesis 10

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1 Hai, now thz be th recordz o th genrashnz o Shem Ham an Jafef sonz o Noah, and sonz born 2 thm fter th flud, sonz wit duuuuum namz.

2 Sonz o Jafef wuz Pyle an Magog-ogog an Madai an Javan an 2-bal an Meshech an Tiraz.

3 Sonz o Pyle wuz Ashkenaz an Rafaf and Togarmah.4 Sonz o Javan wuz Elishah Tarshish an Kitteh (yay!) an Dodanim.5 They each haz a bukkit; bukkits be sorted cuz of how they talk n stuf.

6 Sonz o Ham wuz Cush an Miz'raim an Put an Canaan.7 Sonz o Cush wuz Seba an Havilah (Nagilah) an Sabby-tah and Raamah an Sabteca; an sonz o Raamah wuz Sheba and D-dan.

8 Now Cush wuz dad o Nimrod; he wuz big.9 Nimrod wuz aggressive cat; an so, iz said, "aggressive cat is aggressive."10 Nimrod has a kingdom; kingdom has Babel an Erech an Accad an Calneh, n Shiner.11 An then he gotz n2 Assyria, has Nineveh an Rehoboth-Ir an Calah,12 an he bilt Resen in da middle.

13 Enuff wit agressive cat. Miz'raim wuz dad o Ludim an Anamim and Lehabim and Nafuthim14 an others; he wuz busy!

15 Canaan wuz dad o Sidon and Heth16 an sum more17 an sum more18 an sum more, I forget.

19 Take da 1st left at Gerar fter Sidon, go as far as Gaza, turnz to Sodom an Gomorrah an Admah and Zeboiim, if u at Lasha, u gone 2 far.20 That wuz Ham.

21 An 2 Shem, he gotz sum kidz.22 Shem gotz Elam and Asshur an Arpachshad and Lud an Aram.23 An Aram gotz Uz and Hul an Gether an Mash.24 Arpachshad gotz a betur name.

25 Eber gotz 2 sonz; 1 wuz Peleg, cuz to him, aggressive cat wuz agressive, an defensive cat wuz defensive; an he had a brudder, hiz brudder's name wuz Joktan.26 Joktan gotz some kidz,27 kinda a lotz a kidz,28 lotz a kidz,29 an some more, yeah, he got himz sum kidz.

30 Now take da 1st left at Mesha 2 Sefar, an u c sum hillz in da east.31 Bai Shem,32 kthxbai.

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