Genesis 5

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1 Dis iz teh book ov teh generashuns ov adam. in da dai dat Invisible Man creatd visible man, in da likenes ov Invisible Man made he him;
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|1= Heerz teh famlee tree of Adam. Wen Ceiling Cat mayd pplz, he mayd them liek him.
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|2= He mayd boiz an gurlz, an givd cheezburgrz, an calld dem Adam wen dey wer mayd. (Nowza borin part. Lotza nummers. U can skip, me no cayr.)
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SPOILER ALERT! Ppl gun get begat. Some naems look liek dey r alrdy in lolcat but tehy wer written liek dat. Joos can't speel.  
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|3= Wen Adam wuz 130, he had a kitteh namd Seth, aftr his luukz.
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|4= Aftr Seth wuz born, Adam livd 800 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|5= So Adam livd 930 yeers, an he got ded.
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|6= Wen Seth wuz 105, he had a kitteh namd Enos.
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|7= Aftr Enos wuz born, Seth livd 807 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|8= So Seth livd 912 yeerz, an he got ded.
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2 male an' female creatd he them, an' blesd them, an' calld their name adam, in da dai when they were creatd.  
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|9= Wen Enos wuz 90, he had a kitteh namd Cainan.
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|10= Aftr Cainan wuz born, Enos livd 815 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|11= So Seth livd 905 yeerz, an he got ded.
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3 An' adam livd hundrd an' thirty yeers, an' begat son in his own likenes, aftr his image; an' calld his name seth:
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|12= Wen Cainan wuz 70, he had a kitteh namd Mahalaleel.
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|13= After Mahalaleel wuz born, Cainan livd 840 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|14= So Cainan livd 910 yeerz, an he got ded.
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4 An' teh dais ov adam aftr he begat seth were 8 hundrd yeers: an' he begat sons an' daughters.  
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|15= Wen Mahalaleel wuz 65, he had a kitteh namd Jared.
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|16= After Jared wuz born, Mahalaleel livd 830 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|17= So Mahalaleel livd 895 yeerz, an he got ded.
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5 An' all teh dais dat adam livd were 9 hundrd an' thirty yeers: an' he did.
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|18= An jard livd 100 An 60 An 2 yeers, An maded enoch:  
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6 An' seth livd hundrd an' 5 yeers, an' begat enosh:  
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|19= An jard livd aftr him maded enoch 800 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:  
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7 An' seth livd aftr he begat enosh 8 hundrd an' 7 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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|20= An all teh dais ov jard waz 900 An 60 An 2 yeers: An him got ded.
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8 An' all teh dais ov seth were 9 hundrd an' twelve yeers: an' he did.
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|21= An enoch livd 60 An 5 yeers, An maded methuselah:  
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9 An' enosh livd ninety yeers, an' begat kenan.
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|22= An enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr him maded methuselah 300 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:
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10 An' enosh livd aftr he begat kenan 8 hundrd an' fifteen yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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|23= An all teh dais ov enoch waz 300 An 60 An 5 yeers:  
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11 An' all teh dais ov enosh were 9 hundrd an' 5 yeers: an' he did.  
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|24= An enoch hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An him didnt gets ded liek evry1 els. him flyed up in invisibul airplayn 2 b wif Ceiling Cat 4evr.  
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12 An' kenan livd seventy yeers, an' begat mahalalel:
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|25= An methuselah livd 100 An 80 An 7 yeers, An maded lamech:  
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13 An' kenan livd aftr he begat mahalalel 8 hundrd an' forty yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:
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|26= An methuselah livd aftr him maded lamech 700 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz.
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14 An' all teh dais ov kenan were 9 hundrd an' 10 yeers: an' he did.  
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|27= An all teh dais ov methuselah waz 900 An 60 An 9 yeers (srsly!): An him got ded.  
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15 An' mahalalel livd sixty an' 5 yeers, an' begat jard:  
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|28= An lamech livd 100 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded son:  
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16 An' mahalalel livd aftr he begat jard 8 hundrd an' thirty yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:
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|29= An him calld hims name noah, sayin, dis cans gived comfort us in r werk An in da toil ov r hanz, which camed becuz ov teh urth Ceiling Cat havded cursd.
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17 An' all teh dais ov mahalalel were 8 hundrd ninety an' 5 yeers: an' he did.
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|30= An lamech livd aftr him maded noah 500 An 90 An 5 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:  
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18 An' jard livd hundrd sixty an' 2 yeers, an' begat enoch:  
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|31= An all teh dais ov lamech waz 700 An 70 An 7 yeers: An him got ded.
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19 An' jard livd aftr he begat enoch 8 hundrd yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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|32= An noah wuz 500 yeers old: An noah maded shem An ham (who wuz not lunch meet lol) An japheth.
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20 An' all teh dais ov jard were 9 hundrd sixty an' 2 yeers: an' he did.
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21 An' enoch livd sixty an' 5 yeers, an' begat methuselah:
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22 An' enoch walkd wif gawd aftr he begat methuselah 3 hundrd yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:
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23 An' all teh dais ov enoch were 3 hundrd sixty an' 5 yeers:
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24 An' enoch walkd wif gawd: an' he wuz not; 4 gawd took him.
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25 An' methuselah livd hundrd eighty an' 7 yeers, an' begat lamech:
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26 An' methuselah livd aftr he begat lamech 7 hundrd eighty an' 2 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters.
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27 An' all teh dais ov methuselah were 9 hundrd sixty an' 9 yeers: an' he did.
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28 An' lamech livd hundrd eighty an' 2 yeers, an' begat son:
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29 An' he calld his name noah, sayin, dis same shall comfort us in r werk an' in da toil ov r hanz, which cometh because ov teh ground which jehovah hath cursd.
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30 An' lamech livd aftr he begat noah 5 hundrd ninety an' 5 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:
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31 An' all teh dais ov lamech were 7 hundrd seventy an' 7 yeers: an' he did.
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32 An' noah wuz 5 hundrd yeers old: an' noah begat shem, ham, an' japheth.
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Latest revision as of 18:57, 17 September 2011

Old Testament
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Frum Adam to Noah

1 Heerz teh famlee tree of Adam. Wen Ceiling Cat mayd pplz, he mayd them liek him.2 He mayd boiz an gurlz, an givd cheezburgrz, an calld dem Adam wen dey wer mayd. (Nowza borin part. Lotza nummers. U can skip, me no cayr.)

3 Wen Adam wuz 130, he had a kitteh namd Seth, aftr his luukz.4 Aftr Seth wuz born, Adam livd 800 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.5 So Adam livd 930 yeers, an he got ded.

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6 Wen Seth wuz 105, he had a kitteh namd Enos.7 Aftr Enos wuz born, Seth livd 807 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.8 So Seth livd 912 yeerz, an he got ded.

9 Wen Enos wuz 90, he had a kitteh namd Cainan.10 Aftr Cainan wuz born, Enos livd 815 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.11 So Seth livd 905 yeerz, an he got ded.

12 Wen Cainan wuz 70, he had a kitteh namd Mahalaleel.13 After Mahalaleel wuz born, Cainan livd 840 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.14 So Cainan livd 910 yeerz, an he got ded.

15 Wen Mahalaleel wuz 65, he had a kitteh namd Jared.16 After Jared wuz born, Mahalaleel livd 830 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.17 So Mahalaleel livd 895 yeerz, an he got ded.

18 An jard livd 100 An 60 An 2 yeers, An maded enoch:19 An jard livd aftr him maded enoch 800 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:20 An all teh dais ov jard waz 900 An 60 An 2 yeers: An him got ded.

21 An enoch livd 60 An 5 yeers, An maded methuselah:22 An enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr him maded methuselah 300 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:23 An all teh dais ov enoch waz 300 An 60 An 5 yeers:24 An enoch hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An him didnt gets ded liek evry1 els. him flyed up in invisibul airplayn 2 b wif Ceiling Cat 4evr.

25 An methuselah livd 100 An 80 An 7 yeers, An maded lamech:26 An methuselah livd aftr him maded lamech 700 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz.27 An all teh dais ov methuselah waz 900 An 60 An 9 yeers (srsly!): An him got ded.

28 An lamech livd 100 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded son:29 An him calld hims name noah, sayin, dis cans gived comfort us in r werk An in da toil ov r hanz, which camed becuz ov teh urth Ceiling Cat havded cursd.30 An lamech livd aftr him maded noah 500 An 90 An 5 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:31 An all teh dais ov lamech waz 700 An 70 An 7 yeers: An him got ded.

32 An noah wuz 500 yeers old: An noah maded shem An ham (who wuz not lunch meet lol) An japheth.

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