Genesis 5

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1 Dis iz teh book ov teh generashuns ov adam. in da dai dat Ceiling Cat creatd visible man, in da likenes ov Ceiling Cat made he him;
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1 Dis iz teh book ov teh generashuns ov adam. in da dai dat Ceiling Cat creatd visible man, in da likenes ov Ceiling Cat he made him but he didnt gaev him any furz liek teh moocows so he wud has 2 wear cloths & evry1 knoes cats dont liek to wear cloths so that wuz 1 mor mean thing Ceiling Cat did 2 teh peepz.
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SPOILER ALERT! Ppl gun get begat. Some naems look liek dey r alrdy in lolcat but tehy wer written liek dat. Joos can't speel.  
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SPOILER ALERT! Ppl gun get begat wich iz bibel speek for havin teh kidz. Some naems look liek dey r alrdy in lolcat but tehy wer ritn liek dat. Teh 1st peepz who rited this bibel cudnt speel cuz dey had funny alfabetz.
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2 male an' female creatd he them, an' blesd them, an' calld their name adam, in da dai when they were creatd.  
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2 male & female creatd he them, & blesd them, & calld their naim adam, in da dai when they were creatd. teh peeps who rited this bibel wantz to b raely shur u knows ther naim.  
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3 An' adam livd hundrd an' thirty yeers, an' begat son in his own likenes, aftr his image; an' calld his name seth:  
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3 & adam livd 100 & 30 yeers, & begat son in his own likenes, aftr his image; & calld his name seth:  
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4 An' teh dais ov adam aftr he begat seth were 8 hundrd yeers: an' he begat sons an' daughters.  
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4 & teh dais ov adam aftr he begat seth were 800 yeers: & he begat lots ov kidz.
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5 An' all teh dais dat adam livd were 9 hundrd an' thirty yeers: an' he did.  
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5 & all teh dais dat adam livd were 900 & 30 yeers: & he got ded.  
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6 An' seth livd hundrd an' 5 yeers, an' begat enosh:  
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6 & seth livd 100 & 5 yeers, & begat enosh:  
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7 An' seth livd aftr he begat enosh 8 hundrd an' 7 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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7 & seth livd aftr he begat enosh 800 & 7 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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8 An' all teh dais ov seth were 9 hundrd an' twelve yeers: an' he did.  
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8 & all teh dais ov seth were 900 & 12 yeers: & he got ded.  
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9 An' enosh livd ninety yeers, an' begat kenan.  
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9 & enosh livd ninety yeers, & begat kenan.  
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10 An' enosh livd aftr he begat kenan 8 hundrd an' fifteen yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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10 & enosh livd aftr he begat kenan 800 & 15 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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11 An' all teh dais ov enosh were 9 hundrd an' 5 yeers: an' he did.  
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11 & all teh dais ov enosh were 900 & 5 yeers: & he got ded.  
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12 An' kenan livd seventy yeers, an' begat mahalalel:
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12 & kenan livd 70 yeers, & begat mahalalel:
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13 An' kenan livd aftr he begat mahalalel 8 hundrd an' forty yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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13 & kenan livd aftr he begat mahalalel 800 & 40 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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14 An' all teh dais ov kenan were 9 hundrd an' 10 yeers: an' he did.  
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14 & all teh dais ov kenan were 900 & 10 yeers: & he got ded.  
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15 An' mahalalel livd sixty an' 5 yeers, an' begat jard:  
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15 & mahalalel livd 60 & 5 yeers, & begat jard:  
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16 An' mahalalel livd aftr he begat jard 8 hundrd an' thirty yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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16 & mahalalel livd aftr he begat jard 800 & 30 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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17 An' all teh dais ov mahalalel were 8 hundrd ninety an' 5 yeers: an' he did.  
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17 & all teh dais ov mahalalel were 800 ninety & 5 yeers: & he got ded.  
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18 An' jard livd hundrd sixty an' 2 yeers, an' begat enoch:  
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18 & jard livd 100 & 60 & 2 yeers, & begat enoch:  
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19 An' jard livd aftr he begat enoch 8 hundrd yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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19 & jard livd aftr he begat enoch 800 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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20 An' all teh dais ov jard were 9 hundrd sixty an' 2 yeers: an' he did.  
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20 & all teh dais ov jard were 900 & 60 & 2 yeers: & he got ded.  
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21 An' enoch livd sixty an' 5 yeers, an' begat methuselah:  
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21 & enoch livd 60 & 5 yeers, & begat methuselah:  
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22 An' enoch walkd wif gawd aftr he begat methuselah 3 hundrd yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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22 & enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr he begat methuselah 300 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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23 An' all teh dais ov enoch were 3 hundrd sixty an' 5 yeers:  
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23 & all teh dais ov enoch were 300 & 60 & 5 yeers:  
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24 An' enoch walkd wif gawd: an' he wuz not; 4 gawd took him.  
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24 & enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat: & he wuz not; 4 Ceiling Cat took him.  
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25 An' methuselah livd hundrd eighty an' 7 yeers, an' begat lamech:  
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25 & methuselah livd 100 & 80 & 7 yeers, & begat lamech:  
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26 An' methuselah livd aftr he begat lamech 7 hundrd eighty an' 2 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters.
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26 & methuselah livd aftr he begat lamech 700 & 80 & 2 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz.
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27 An' all teh dais ov methuselah were 9 hundrd sixty an' 9 yeers: an' he did.  
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27 & all teh dais ov methuselah were 900 & 60 & 9 yeers: & he got ded.  
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28 An' lamech livd hundrd eighty an' 2 yeers, an' begat son:  
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28 & lamech livd 100 & 80 & 2 yeers, & begat son:  
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29 An' he calld his name noah, sayin, dis same shall comfort us in r werk an' in da toil ov r hanz, which cometh because ov teh ground which jehovah hath cursd.  
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29 & he calld his name noah, sayin, dis same shall comfort us in r werk & in da toil ov r hanz, which cometh because ov teh ground which Ceiling Cat hath cursd.  
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30 An' lamech livd aftr he begat noah 5 hundrd ninety an' 5 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:  
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30 & lamech livd aftr he begat noah 500 & 90 & 5 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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31 An' all teh dais ov lamech were 7 hundrd seventy an' 7 yeers: an' he did.  
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31 & all teh dais ov lamech were 700 & 70 & 7 yeers: & he got ded.  
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32 An' noah wuz 5 hundrd yeers old: an' noah begat shem, ham, an' japheth.
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32 & noah wuz 500 yeers old: & noah begat shem, ham, & japheth.
[[Category:Genesis|Genesis 5]]
[[Category:Genesis|Genesis 5]]

Revision as of 18:16, 9 October 2007

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1 Dis iz teh book ov teh generashuns ov adam. in da dai dat Ceiling Cat creatd visible man, in da likenes ov Ceiling Cat he made him but he didnt gaev him any furz liek teh moocows so he wud has 2 wear cloths & evry1 knoes cats dont liek to wear cloths so that wuz 1 mor mean thing Ceiling Cat did 2 teh peepz.



SPOILER ALERT! Ppl gun get begat wich iz bibel speek for havin teh kidz. Some naems look liek dey r alrdy in lolcat but tehy wer ritn liek dat. Teh 1st peepz who rited this bibel cudnt speel cuz dey had funny alfabetz.



2 male & female creatd he them, & blesd them, & calld their naim adam, in da dai when they were creatd. teh peeps who rited this bibel wantz to b raely shur u knows ther naim.

3 & adam livd 100 & 30 yeers, & begat son in his own likenes, aftr his image; & calld his name seth:

4 & teh dais ov adam aftr he begat seth were 800 yeers: & he begat lots ov kidz.

5 & all teh dais dat adam livd were 900 & 30 yeers: & he got ded.

6 & seth livd 100 & 5 yeers, & begat enosh:

7 & seth livd aftr he begat enosh 800 & 7 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

8 & all teh dais ov seth were 900 & 12 yeers: & he got ded.

9 & enosh livd ninety yeers, & begat kenan.

10 & enosh livd aftr he begat kenan 800 & 15 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

11 & all teh dais ov enosh were 900 & 5 yeers: & he got ded.

12 & kenan livd 70 yeers, & begat mahalalel:

13 & kenan livd aftr he begat mahalalel 800 & 40 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

14 & all teh dais ov kenan were 900 & 10 yeers: & he got ded.

15 & mahalalel livd 60 & 5 yeers, & begat jard:

16 & mahalalel livd aftr he begat jard 800 & 30 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

17 & all teh dais ov mahalalel were 800 ninety & 5 yeers: & he got ded.

18 & jard livd 100 & 60 & 2 yeers, & begat enoch:

19 & jard livd aftr he begat enoch 800 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

20 & all teh dais ov jard were 900 & 60 & 2 yeers: & he got ded.

21 & enoch livd 60 & 5 yeers, & begat methuselah:

22 & enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr he begat methuselah 300 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

23 & all teh dais ov enoch were 300 & 60 & 5 yeers:

24 & enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat: & he wuz not; 4 Ceiling Cat took him.

25 & methuselah livd 100 & 80 & 7 yeers, & begat lamech:

26 & methuselah livd aftr he begat lamech 700 & 80 & 2 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz.

27 & all teh dais ov methuselah were 900 & 60 & 9 yeers: & he got ded.

28 & lamech livd 100 & 80 & 2 yeers, & begat son:

29 & he calld his name noah, sayin, dis same shall comfort us in r werk & in da toil ov r hanz, which cometh because ov teh ground which Ceiling Cat hath cursd.

30 & lamech livd aftr he begat noah 500 & 90 & 5 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:

31 & all teh dais ov lamech were 700 & 70 & 7 yeers: & he got ded.

32 & noah wuz 500 yeers old: & noah begat shem, ham, & japheth.




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