Genesis 43

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21 & wen it wuz lunch tiem we wuz getin out teh cheezburgrz & cookies & stufs & sed wtf we haz a money! & we thot sum1 forgot 2 taek it b4 so we brot it bak & bosscat can haz 2x teh moneyz kkkk?
21 & wen it wuz lunch tiem we wuz getin out teh cheezburgrz & cookies & stufs & sed wtf we haz a money! & we thot sum1 forgot 2 taek it b4 so we brot it bak & bosscat can haz 2x teh moneyz kkkk?
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22 cuz we r gud menz & dosent kno who puts teh moneyz bak in our bagz & we didnt steelz nethin.
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22 cuz we r gud menz & dosent kno who puts teh moneyz bak in our bukkits & we didnt steelz nethin.
23 & teh butlr sed dont wry, ur Ceiling Cat tellz me put teh moneyz bak in tehr wif teh foodz & i sed k. & he sed simeon com out here ur bros iz her & he sed k.
23 & teh butlr sed dont wry, ur Ceiling Cat tellz me put teh moneyz bak in tehr wif teh foodz & i sed k. & he sed simeon com out here ur bros iz her & he sed k.

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1 & tehr wuz lotz of hungryz & starvashuns & stuf & no cheezburgrz & no cookies 4 long tiem.

2 & l8r wen dey had eated up all teh fudz dey got form egypt, jacob sed 2 his kidz go bak 2 egypt & say we can has mor cheezburgrz & cookies & stuff?.

3 & Judah sed rmembr, teh bosscat ov egypt wuz mean d00d & he sed if we no brngz our kidbro wif us, we no can goes bak & we no can haz cheezburgrz & cookies & stufz.

4 but if our kid bro comz wif us iz k, we can haz cheezburgrz & cookies & cornz & katf00dz & catnipz & stufz.

5 but liek i jus sed teh mean bosscat d00d sez, if ben dosent com wif us we no can goes bak.

6 & Israel whos rael naim wuz jacob sed wtf u st00pid n00bz, y u tellz bosscat u haz othr bro?

7 & dey sed teh bosscat axt us bout our famly & wantd 2 kno if our old manz wuz aliev or not & if we haz nothr bro & stuf & we sed yes cuz Ceiling Cat sez u no tellz lies speshly 2 bosscat. & we didnt kno bosscat wud tellz us bring ur otehr bro 2 my base or u no can haz cheezburgrs & cookies & stufz. srsly.

8 & Judah sed pls letz us taek him wif us so we can has mor cheezburgrz & cookiez & stufz, & us & u & our momcatz & our wiefs & our kidz & all teh kittehs wont be all hungry & starvin & gettin ded & stufs.

9 I wil taekz care ov him & bringz him rite bak 2 u. & if I duznt brngz him bak all saef & stuffs tehn u can pwnz me or wot evr.

10 see, if we tookz him wif us b4 we cud alrdy haz mor cheezburgrz & cookies & stuffz.

11 & jacob sed k, but taek sum ov our stufz bak 2 teh bosscat, liek nutz & spicez & teh weedz dat iz liek catnipz 4 peepz so he wont b all pissed off & stuffs.

12 & taek all teh moneyz bak 2, mai b sum1 4got 2 taek it b4.

13 & letz ben go bak 2 egyptz wif u:

14 & i wil axt Ceiling Cat Almighty 2 mek bosscat not b mean d00d & letz all ov u comz bak saef. If u getz pwnzd i wil be all sad & emo & can haz hart atacxx & stufz but wtf if u duznt go i wil getz ded form hungrz & starvashunz newai. cul8r bai.

15 & dey tuk all dat stufs & 2x teh moneyz & sed gon 2 egypt brb k bai & dey went bak 2 seez bosscat joseph.

16 & when joseph seez all hiz broz & evn hiz kidbro, he sed 2 hiz butler d00d, u taekz htese hebroo d00dz bak 2 my base & mekz sum cheezburgrz & cookies & stufs cuz iz lunch tiem & dese menz iz can haz lunch wif me.

17 & teh butlr d00d sed k cul8r bai & taekz all teh bros to josephs base.

18 & all teh bros wuz skeerd & they sed oh noes, bosscat iz mean d00d & mai b he knos bout teh moneyz wut wuz wif teh f00dz wehn we wnet bak 2 our base & mai b he wil getz teh cheef of poleesez 2 trhow us bak in teh dunjun & taht wil rly suxxz. srsly.

19 & dey wuz skeerd to goes in josephs base & dey stayd outsied wif teh butlr d00d.

20 & dey sed we wuz in ur egypt buyin ur foodz b4 & den we went bak 2 our base.

21 & wen it wuz lunch tiem we wuz getin out teh cheezburgrz & cookies & stufs & sed wtf we haz a money! & we thot sum1 forgot 2 taek it b4 so we brot it bak & bosscat can haz 2x teh moneyz kkkk?

22 cuz we r gud menz & dosent kno who puts teh moneyz bak in our bukkits & we didnt steelz nethin.

23 & teh butlr sed dont wry, ur Ceiling Cat tellz me put teh moneyz bak in tehr wif teh foodz & i sed k. & he sed simeon com out here ur bros iz her & he sed k.

24 & teh butlr d00d sed u all comz in teh base & u can has baffz & stuffz & dey sed k thx cuz dey wuz all drty & dey liekd baffs. & he tellz his peepz to giv tehr donkeyz sum foodz but not cheezburgrz & cookies cuz donkyz duznt lik cheezbugrz & cookiez & dey sed DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1!1! so dey can haz gras & stuf but dey cant haz catnipz cuz taht iz blong 2 Ceiling Cat.

25 & teh butler d00d sez iz lunch tiem & u can haz cheezburgrz & cookies & stuf & dey sed kewl, thx.

26 & Joseph cam bak 2 hiz base & dey gaev him all teh nutz & spicez & weedz taht iz liek catnipz 4 peepz & bowed down 2 him again cuz dat wuz how peepz use 2 sho respeckz 4 bosscats bak in teh dai.

27 & he axt dem how r u doin & howz ur old man & is he stil aliev.

28 & dey sed he iz ok jus hungryz & stuf liek all teh otehr ppl & they bowed down 2 him again cuz dey wuz all skeerd & stuf.

29 & tehn he seez hiz kidbro wut hadz teh same momcat & axt is htis ur kid bro & he sed dont wry, Ceiling Cat taekz caer ov u & no letz ne1 pwnz u.

30 & Joseph sed xqz me gotz to go 2 sandbockz brb & he went & got all emo & cryed & stuff.

31 & he cam bak & sed itz lunch tiem & we can haz cheezburgrz & cookiez & stufz.

32 & they eated tehr lunchz.

33 & all teh bros sed w00t, bosscat duznt be mean d00d & tihs iz rly gud fudz & we can eatz lunch wif bosscat & how kewl iz taht? 4 rael.

34 & joseph gaev evry1 lotz of fudz & stuffz but he gaev teh most foodz 2 benjamin cuz he raely liekd him alot. & dey can haz wien & cakez & icecereemz & stuffz liek it waz burfdai prty or sumthin & dey wuz all happy & stufs cuz bosscat didnt pwnzd tehm or trhowz dem in teh dunjun & othr mean stuff.

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