Genesis 3

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24 So he droov out teh man; an' he placd at teh east ov teh garden ov eden teh cherubim, an' teh flame ov sword which turnd every wai, 2 keep teh wai ov teh tree ov life.
24 So he droov out teh man; an' he placd at teh east ov teh garden ov eden teh cherubim, an' teh flame ov sword which turnd every wai, 2 keep teh wai ov teh tree ov life.
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1 nao teh serpent wuz moar subtle than any beast ov teh field which Invisible Man had made. an' he said unto teh woman, yea, hath Invisible Man said, ye shall not eat ov any tree ov teh garden?

2 an' teh woman said unto teh serpent, ov teh fruit ov teh treez ov teh garden we may eat:

3 but ov teh fruit ov teh tree which iz in da midst ov teh garden, Invisible Man dun said, ye shall not eat ov it, neithr shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4 an' teh serpent said unto teh woman, ye shall not surely die:

5 4 Invisible Man doth knoe dat in da dai ye eat thereof, den ur eyez shall b opend, an' ye shall b as gawd, knowin gud an' evil.

6 An' when teh woman saw dat teh tree wuz gud 4 fud, an' dat it wuz delight 2 teh eyez, an' dat teh tree wuz 2 b desird 2 make wan wise, she took ov teh fruit thereof, an' did eat; an' she gaev also unto hr husband wif hr, an' he did eat.

7 An' teh eyez ov them both were opend, an' they knew dat they were nakd; an' they sewd fig-leavez togethr, an' made themselvez aprons.

8 An' they heard teh voice ov jehovah gawd walkin in da garden in da kewl ov teh dai: an' teh man an' his wife hid themselvez fum teh presence ov jehovah gawd amongst teh treez ov teh garden.

9 An' Invisible Man calld unto teh man, an' said unto him, where art thou?

10 An' he said, i heard thy voice in da garden, an' i wuz afraid, because i wuz nakd; an' i hid myself.

11 An' he said, hoo told thee dat thou wast nakd? hast thou eaten ov teh tree, whereof i commandd thee dat thou shouldest not eat?

12 An' teh man said, teh woman whom thou gavest 2 b wif me, she gaev me ov teh tree, an' i did eat.

13 An' jehovah gawd said unto teh woman, wat iz dis thou hast dun? an' teh woman said, teh serpent beguild me, an' i did eat.

14 An' jehovah gawd said unto teh serpent, because thou hast dun dis, cursd art thou aboov all cattle, an' aboov every beast ov teh field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, an' dust shalt thou eat all teh dais ov thy life:

15 An' im gonna put enmity tween thee an' teh woman, an' tween thy sed an' hr sed: he shall bruise thy head, an' thou shalt bruise his heel.

16 Unto teh woman he said, im gonna greatly multiply thy pain an' thy concepshun; in pain thou shalt brin forth children; an' thy desire shall b 2 thy husband, an' he shall rule ovar thee.

17 an' unto adam he said, because thou hast hearkend unto teh voice ov thy wife, an' hast eaten ov teh tree, ov which i commandd thee, sayin, thou shalt not eat ov it: cursd iz teh ground 4 thy sake; in toil shalt thou eat ov it all teh dais ov thy life;

18 thorns also an' thistlez shall it brin forth 2 thee; an' thou shalt eat teh herb ov teh field;

19 in da sweat ov thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto teh ground; 4 out ov it wast thou taken: 4 dust thou art, an' unto dust shalt thou return.

20 An' teh man calld his wife's name eve; because she wuz teh mothr ov all livin.

21 An' jehovah gawd made 4 adam an' 4 his wife coats ov skins, an' clothd them.

22 An' jehovah gawd said, behold, teh man iz become as wan ov us, 2 knoe gud an' evil; an' nao, lest he put forth his hand, an' taek also ov teh tree ov life, an' eat, an' liv 4 evr-

23 Therefore jehovah gawd sent him forth fum teh garden ov eden, 2 till teh ground fum whence he wuz taken.

24 So he droov out teh man; an' he placd at teh east ov teh garden ov eden teh cherubim, an' teh flame ov sword which turnd every wai, 2 keep teh wai ov teh tree ov life.

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