From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
The dath of Sarah
1 Sara lived 2 be 27-1 years old2 at Kiriath Arba (a.k.a. Hebron) in teh land ov Canaan, n Abraham went 2 mourn 4 her and 2 do tearz at her.
3 Abraham sed to Hittites,4 "YO Gimmeh somez landz so I can burry my wife, I pays"
5 Hittites sez:6 "U CAN HAS anything U wantz"
7 Abraham wetz pantz8 and sez "yo, talk to Ephron son ov Zohar on my behalf9 so he will sell me teh cave of Machpelah, which be hiz, I payz full price"
10 Ephron the Hittite was chillin wif hiz possie ans sez 2 Abraham real loud,11 "No, sup; I gives yous the field, and I gives yous the cave that is in it. itz K, bury the meat, it smells"
12 Abraham haz mor wet for pantz13 and sez "I pay moniez I rly du"
14 Ephron sed 2 Abraham:15 (I can get 400 silver cookiez (about 10 lbs) 4 teh land butz sheese stinkin up, plant her!)"
16 Abraham giveh 400 silver cookies to Ephron (even tho he don't gotta)
17 So Ephron's field in Machpelah near Mamre—both teh field and the cave in it, and all the treez within the borders of the field—was deeded18 2 Abraham in front of everybodi.19 Laterz Abraham buried his wife Sarah in the cave in teh field of Machpelah near Mamre (=Hebron) in teh land of Canaan.20 So Abraham now can haz teh field an cave.