Genesis 2

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1 An' teh heavens an' teh earth were finishd, an' all teh host ov them and Invisible Man was liek all tired and stuff.

2.An' on teh seventh dai Invisible Man finishd his werk which he had made; an' he restd on teh seventh dai fum all his werk which he had made cuz he was pooped.

3.An' Invisible Man blesd teh seventh dai, an' hallowd it; because dat in it he restd fum all his werk which Invisible Man had creatd an' made. made. made. made. made. made.

4.Thees r teh generashuns ov teh heavens an' ov teh earth when they were creatd, in da dai dat Invisible Man made earth an' heaven.

5 An' no plant ov teh field wuz yet in da earf, an' no 'erb ov teh field had yet sprung ahp; 4 Invisible Man had not causd it 2 rain upon teh earth: an' thar wuz not man 2 till teh ground; becuz the clouds were all happie and didn't feel like cryin'.

6 But thar went up mist fum teh earf, an' waterd teh whole face ov teh ground.

7 An' Invisible Man formd man ov teh dust ov teh ground, an' breathd into his nawstrils teh breaf ov lahyf; an' man became livin dewd.

8 An' Invisible Man plantd garden eastwad, in eden; an' thar he put teh man whom he had formd.

9 An' out ov teh grawnd made Invisible Man 2 grow everie tree dat iz pleasant 2 teh site, an' gud 4 fud; teh tree ov life also in da midst ov teh garden, an' teh tree ov teh knowledge ov gud an' evil. Man asked Invisible Man fo a cookie tree, an' Invisible Man made it made. But he eated it.

10 An' rivr went out ov eden 2 watr teh garden; an' fum thence it wuz partd, an' became 4 headz.

11 Teh name ov teh furst iz pishon: dat iz which compaseth teh whole land ov havilah, where thar iz gold;

12 An' teh gold ov dat land iz gud: thar iz bdellium an' teh onyx stone.

13 An' teh name ov teh second rivr iz gihon: teh same iz dat compaseth teh whole land ov cush.

14 An' teh name ov teh third rivr iz hiddekel: dat iz which goeth in frunt ov Asyria. An' teh fourth rivr iz teh euphratez.

15 An' Invisible Man took teh man, an' put him into teh garden ov eden 2 dres it an' 2 keep it.

16 An' Invisible Man commandd teh man, sayin, ov every tree ov teh garden thou mayest freelie eatd':

17 But of teh tree of teh knowledge of gud and evil, thou shalt not eatd' of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

18 And Invisible Man said, it is not gud that the man should be alone; i will maek him a help meet fo' him.

19 And out of the grawnd Invisible Man formed everie beast of teh field, and every berd of teh heavens; and brought them unto teh man 2 c what he would call them: and whatsoever teh man called every living creature, that was teh naim thereof.

20 And the man gave names 2 all cattle, and 2 teh birds of teh heavens, and to every beest of teh field; but for man there wuz nawt found a help meet for him.

21 And Invisible Man caused a deep sleep to fall upon teh man, and he slept; and he took one of his ribs,

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