Genesis 1

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|1=Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
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|2=Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
 
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|3=At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
 
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|4=An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
 
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|5=An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
 
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|6=An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
 
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|7=An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
 
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|8=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
 
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|9=An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
 
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|10=An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
 
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|11=An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
 
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|12=An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
 
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|13=An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
 
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|14=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.
 
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|15=It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.
 
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|16=An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
 
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|17=An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.
 
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|18=An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed.  Iz good.
 
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|19=An so teh furth day w00t.
 
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|20=An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.
 
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|21=An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.
 
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|22=An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.
 
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|23=An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
 
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|24=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.
 
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|25=An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
 
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|26=An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
 
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|27=So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
 
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|28=An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
 
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|29=An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
 
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|30=For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
 
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|31=An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
 
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Revision as of 08:52, 3 January 2008

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1 THIS IS A MOCKERY

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