From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
To teh church in Glacier!!!
1 Oh hai! Dis Paul. I'z sent not by mans but by Baby Jesus and by Ceiling Cat that made him zomby.2 Deer Galatians,
3 Peas and cookies 2 u from Ceiling Cat and Baby Jesus,4 Who saved from sinz and rezqued u from evil now time,5 And gotz gloree 4 eva and eva and eva and eva. Srsly.
No uzzer gospel, amirite?
6 I r stonishd that u reads otha book,7 It not realz gosple at all. Sumbunny is can pervert gosples 2 confooz u.8 If me or ne buddy elz preechedz more diferanter gosples than other gosples, they be doin it wrong.9 ditto 4 empathis
10 I am try to get cookies from mans or from Ceiling Cat? If to try to pleas mans, not be srvants of Christ, and that badz.
Paul txted by ceiling cat